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Chapter 200: Pheasants, And Ponzi Schemes!: The Shogun Of Wano Vs. The Four Aces Alliance! (Part 4)
"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, happy 200th chapter everyone! As this is the 200th chapter of Going In Completely Blind. Now then viewers, as usual before I proceed with this historical 200th chapter. And as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order. So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"
Date: July 1, 2019
Okay, so getting back into the current situation, as well as the current fight and battle at hand. Which as from the end of the last chapter, had been Uryu joining as an ally to the Four Aces Alliance. Mind you, it was due to Kuroko's usual perverted tendencies then it was anything else, but I digress. But, as for the current situation at hand from just after the tail end of the last chapter...
"Capitan, I have spotted those same civilians from earlier," the unmistakable voice of Boris spoke up with in his usual and yet somewhat heavy Russian accent. Which even though Boris had said this in quite a low tone of voice. I was still able to pickup on Boris having said this, thanks in part to my heightened abilities while I was transformed as Angel Bluebell.
And then...
"Excellent work Comrade Sergeant. Now then men, what do you say that we go greet the locals?" The now unmistakable voice of Balalaika now proceeded to speak up with, in her usual heavy sounding Russian accent.
And then, but unlike last time. And as a way for me to try and bring light to the current situation so too speak
"Hey Comrade Sergeant? Can you please tell your Capitan to hold off on greeting us so too speak? Because as I am sure you've already noticed, you're not exactly in Roanapur anymore. So I would hate to see you, your Capitan, and the rest of Hotel Moscow, wind up getting injured by the enemies other then me and my allies that are present. And believe me when I say Comrade Sergeant, that while your bullets may do damage to the usual civilian in Roanapur. That will not wind up being the case in a situation like this. Because whether or not you, your Capitan, or the rest of your present allies of Hotel Moscow want to admit it. Not only is magic heavier then any sort of arm or ammunition, but it is very much real, and very much present here as well," I proceeded to say to Boris, Balalaika, and the rest of their currently present allies of Hotel Moscow that were also present. But, unlike the last time, when I had said my previous statement referring to them, in Japanese. I had gone this time, and had said my entire current statement, in English.
Which as a result...
"So you can hear us then? Well so much for the element of surprise..." Boris wound up speaking up with. Only it was much more audible this time. Which as a result, everyone else present also wound up hearing it.
And then...
"Actually Comrade Sergeant, and I don't mean any sort of offense by this when I say this to you and your Capitan. But you kind of lost the element of surprise back when you ran into us the first time. So yea, sorry to have to break that to you. And also," I had proceeded to say. The only trouble was, that halfway through my statement, someone had then decided to go and interject with speaking up. Which as a result, and yet not surprisingly in the slightest, had now once again caused one of my eyes, to start visibly twitching again.
And as for who had decided to go and interrupt me this time? Well you see, about that...
"Hey sis, I figured that that was you!" Revy suddenly wound up shouting out to Balalaika with. Which Revy had proceeded to say this, right after I had made the obvious statement, that Balalaika, or 'sis,' as both Revy and Catherine usually referred to her as. Which interestingly, was a form of respect to Balalaika that was sometimes said from both Revy and Catherine.
And then...
"Ah Miss Rebecca, and Cat, I see you're here as well. It's been a while since the three of us have crossed paths. Though I wish that it had been under better circumstances..." The unmistakable and also heavy Russian accented voice of Balalaika now proceeded to quite audibly speak up with.
But then...
"Hey, can you all please stop conversing in English?! As there are some of us here that can't understand what three of you are saying!" The voice of Keiko now proceeded to speak out quite loudly with. Which she had proceeded to say, to basically hammer home the clear and obvious fact, that she was now proceeding to get quite irritated, with being unable to understand what me, Catherine, Revy, and Balalaika were all currently saying. Or, that was what she claimed was currently the case, but I knew better.
And, as a way to help confirm this very same fact...
"Hey Keiko? And please do feel free to correct me if I'm wrong on this basis. But aren't you also able to understand English just as well as I can? Which by the way viewers..." I proceeded to say with a very visible and very deadpanned type of expression on my face. Which as I then proceeded to turn my attention slightly over to my right, in order to address the viewers. Keiko then proceeded to cut me off mid sentence.
Which, like all of the other times that this had happened, this had now caused one of my eyes, to once again start to visibly twitch again.
And as for Keiko's response to me...
"Alright Bluebell I get it. There's no need to let the viewers know about that, as they're perfectly aware of it already," Keiko now proceeded to say back to me in response. Which she had proceeded to say back to me in response, while a somewhat noticeable blush, was also currently present on her face. And also, while she had also proceeded to side glance away from looking at me temporarily. Which had now pretty much indicated, that like her sister Misaka, Keiko was a tsundere. And this was even though Keiko didn't want to admit to this being the case.
But then...
"Revy and Cat, I figured that was you both!" A now currently unrecognizable female voice proceeded to shout out somewhat loudly to both Revy and Catherine. Which they had also proceeded to shout out, while a noticeable amount of slurring was also present in their tone of voice.
And sure enough, as I then proceeded to turn towards the source of the voice, I was then met by a female, with waist-length blond hair, pale skin, and blue eyes. And I could tell that they were blue eyes, even though she was currently wearing angular pink sunglasses. She was also currently wearing a nun's habit, and was also currently chewing gum in her mouth. Which was due to the fact that I could quite obviously see, that she had just gone and blown a pink bubble out of her mouth, with the use of that chewing gum. And lastly, I could see that she also currently had a firearm, which was a Glock 17L in one of her hands. And she was carrying a bottle of alcohol in her other hand.
And with now realizing exactly who she was, I then realized just how interesting, that this was all about to get.
"And don't I know it viewers. Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then, let me now introduce one Sister Eda of the Rip-Off Church. Yes viewers, as in the same Sister Eda, who as it happens...*I proceed to say this, only for someone to now go and once again cut me off mid fourth wall break. Which not surprisingly, has now caused one of my eyes, to now start visibly twitching once again*"
"Hey Eda? Make sure that you save some of that alcohol for me and Cat!" The voice of Revy had now proceeded to shout out quite loudly to Eda with. Which not surprisingly, had now caused my eye to stop twitching, at least for now. But also, this had also caused a sweatdrop to then appear, and then slowly make its way down one side of my face.
"Okay, well that was predictable wasn't it viewers? Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So anyway viewers, I think that this is now a good place to end this current chapter. And as usual viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*I proceed to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of my eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"
And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.
Date: July 1, 2019
Okay, so getting back to the current chapter, as well as the current fight at hand...
"Actually viewers, I have something that is more urgent to address to all of you, before we get to the current chapter. Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, a troll user by the name of Salazarson, and another troll user by the name of robert_wylie, have both somehow deemed it necessary to try and be toxic. The bad news for both of them in this case, is that having the ability to screenshot exists. So Salazarson, and robert_wylie, thanks so much for the free content. I mean I get it, you're both pettily jealous of these four fanfics and their overall success. But see viewers, the thing is, if they put this same amount of effort into writing and creating their own stories, then perhaps they too could wind up being successful. Mind you, they wouldn't be as successful as these fics, but it would be an upgrade of sorts to them both. Oh, almost forgot to mention, hey Jack Dork? How is it going with your life justifiably falling apart? I mean really Mr. Dork, what did you honestly think was going to happen with you being a nuisance streamer? I mean, Johnny Somali did that, and as of right now, he is facing a max of 31 years in prison. Vitaly, is currently facing 24, and YaNike, the Belgian YouTuber, is currently facing a max of 23.5 years in prison. And for those who are wondering what it was that YaNike did to earn that amount of possible prison time? Well, I am not going to go into it, and I will just advise that you all go and look it up yourselves. And if you're wondering why? Well once you look him up and realize why. You'll then realize why I recommended for you to do so in the first place. But getting back to robert_wylie. Because they seem to think, that each and every review on these fanfics, are from fake accounts. I mean really Robert, that's your way of attempting to cope with these four fics and their current overall success? I mean after all viewers, Robert clearly isn't the brightest. But if I had to guess, as it has been the case for awhile now, Robert, like every other troll that has attempted this, will rage quit and not bother commenting any further. I mean, trolls like Robert think that they're 'taking something away,' so too speak, by choosing not to comment anymore. So to sum things up her viewers, the trolls think that choosing not to comment in a toxic manner anymore, is somehow a bad thing to them. Hey viewers, help make that make sense? Because trolls like robert_wylie, somehow think that that makes sense. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough of my fourth wall breaking. At least for the current moment. So then viewers. what do you say that we finally get on with the chapter at hand now, okay?...*I proceed to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of my eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"
Okay, so getting back to the current situation, that had occurred at the tail end of the last chapter...
"Sister Eda, I thought I told you to..." A now currently unrecognizable old sounding female voice had now proceeded to speak up with, from just behind Sister Eda. Who from the last chapter, was still a little bit clattered from the alcohol that she had drunk before proceeding to slightly stagger into the current scene.
And now realizing who it was that this particular voice belonged to. I then proceeded to turn slightly to my right, and towards the source of the new female voice. And sure enough, my eyes wound up falling upon an elderly Caucasian woman, who had noticeable wrinkles on her face. She was also wearing a black eye patch over her right eye, and I could tell on her person, that she had what appeared to be a gold-colored and customized IMI Desert Eagle pistol. And she was also wearing a typical nun's outfit. Which consisted of a black veil and dress, a white coif, and a guimpe. And finally she was also wearing a gold-colored cross necklace.
And as for me, and my response to this current realization as to knowing exactly who she was...
"Uh, well viewers. It would appear as though Sister Eda is going to have some explaining to do with regard to her currently clattered state. Oh right, Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me introduce Sister Yolanda of the Rip-Off Church in Roanapur. And no viewers, she is not the same Yolanda from the Pheasant Department in an episode of Impractical Jokers, that one Joe Gatto had claimed had 'hounded to you about her pyramid scheme.' Sorry viewers, but I just couldn't resist saying that. I mean after all, it is not every day that you get to use a sort of reference such as this one. And speaking of pyramid schemes. Did you know, that a pyramid scheme is not the same as a ponzi scheme? I mean after all viewers, the infamous Bernie Madoff was put in jail for 5400 years. And yes viewers, that is indeed the exact number of years he was sentenced to prison for. But as I am sure that you all know all too well, Bernie Madoff is infamously known, for the masterminding of the largest ponzi scheme in history. Worth an estimated $65 billion, and no viewers, that is not a typo either. But anyway viewers, this now marks the current end of this chapter. But as always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*I proceed to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of my eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"
"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, happy 200th chapter everyone! As this is the 200th chapter of Going In Completely Blind. Now then viewers, as usual before I proceed with this historical 200th chapter. And as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order. So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"
Date: July 1, 2019
Okay, so getting back into the current situation, as well as the current fight and battle at hand. Which as from the end of the last chapter, had been Uryu joining as an ally to the Four Aces Alliance. Mind you, it was due to Kuroko's usual perverted tendencies then it was anything else, but I digress. But, as for the current situation at hand from just after the tail end of the last chapter...
"Capitan, I have spotted those same civilians from earlier," the unmistakable voice of Boris spoke up with in his usual and yet somewhat heavy Russian accent. Which even though Boris had said this in quite a low tone of voice. I was still able to pickup on Boris having said this, thanks in part to my heightened abilities while I was transformed as Angel Bluebell.
And then...
"Excellent work Comrade Sergeant. Now then men, what do you say that we go greet the locals?" The now unmistakable voice of Balalaika now proceeded to speak up with, in her usual heavy sounding Russian accent.
And then, but unlike last time. And as a way for me to try and bring light to the current situation so too speak
"Hey Comrade Sergeant? Can you please tell your Capitan to hold off on greeting us so too speak? Because as I am sure you've already noticed, you're not exactly in Roanapur anymore. So I would hate to see you, your Capitan, and the rest of Hotel Moscow, wind up getting injured by the enemies other then me and my allies that are present. And believe me when I say Comrade Sergeant, that while your bullets may do damage to the usual civilian in Roanapur. That will not wind up being the case in a situation like this. Because whether or not you, your Capitan, or the rest of your present allies of Hotel Moscow want to admit it. Not only is magic heavier then any sort of arm or ammunition, but it is very much real, and very much present here as well," I proceeded to say to Boris, Balalaika, and the rest of their currently present allies of Hotel Moscow that were also present. But, unlike the last time, when I had said my previous statement referring to them, in Japanese. I had gone this time, and had said my entire current statement, in English.
Which as a result...
"So you can hear us then? Well so much for the element of surprise..." Boris wound up speaking up with. Only it was much more audible this time. Which as a result, everyone else present also wound up hearing it.
And then...
"Actually Comrade Sergeant, and I don't mean any sort of offense by this when I say this to you and your Capitan. But you kind of lost the element of surprise back when you ran into us the first time. So yea, sorry to have to break that to you. And also," I had proceeded to say. The only trouble was, that halfway through my statement, someone had then decided to go and interject with speaking up. Which as a result, and yet not surprisingly in the slightest, had now once again caused one of my eyes, to start visibly twitching again.
And as for who had decided to go and interrupt me this time? Well you see, about that...
"Hey sis, I figured that that was you!" Revy suddenly wound up shouting out to Balalaika with. Which Revy had proceeded to say this, right after I had made the obvious statement, that Balalaika, or 'sis,' as both Revy and Catherine usually referred to her as. Which interestingly, was a form of respect to Balalaika that was sometimes said from both Revy and Catherine.
And then...
"Ah Miss Rebecca, and Cat, I see you're here as well. It's been a while since the three of us have crossed paths. Though I wish that it had been under better circumstances..." The unmistakable and also heavy Russian accented voice of Balalaika now proceeded to quite audibly speak up with.
But then...
"Hey, can you all please stop conversing in English?! As there are some of us here that can't understand what three of you are saying!" The voice of Keiko now proceeded to speak out quite loudly with. Which she had proceeded to say, to basically hammer home the clear and obvious fact, that she was now proceeding to get quite irritated, with being unable to understand what me, Catherine, Revy, and Balalaika were all currently saying. Or, that was what she claimed was currently the case, but I knew better.
And, as a way to help confirm this very same fact...
"Hey Keiko? And please do feel free to correct me if I'm wrong on this basis. But aren't you also able to understand English just as well as I can? Which by the way viewers..." I proceeded to say with a very visible and very deadpanned type of expression on my face. Which as I then proceeded to turn my attention slightly over to my right, in order to address the viewers. Keiko then proceeded to cut me off mid sentence.
Which, like all of the other times that this had happened, this had now caused one of my eyes, to once again start to visibly twitch again.
And as for Keiko's response to me...
"Alright Bluebell I get it. There's no need to let the viewers know about that, as they're perfectly aware of it already," Keiko now proceeded to say back to me in response. Which she had proceeded to say back to me in response, while a somewhat noticeable blush, was also currently present on her face. And also, while she had also proceeded to side glance away from looking at me temporarily. Which had now pretty much indicated, that like her sister Misaka, Keiko was a tsundere. And this was even though Keiko didn't want to admit to this being the case.
But then...
"Revy and Cat, I figured that was you both!" A now currently unrecognizable female voice proceeded to shout out somewhat loudly to both Revy and Catherine. Which they had also proceeded to shout out, while a noticeable amount of slurring was also present in their tone of voice.
And sure enough, as I then proceeded to turn towards the source of the voice, I was then met by a female, with waist-length blond hair, pale skin, and blue eyes. And I could tell that they were blue eyes, even though she was currently wearing angular pink sunglasses. She was also currently wearing a nun's habit, and was also currently chewing gum in her mouth. Which was due to the fact that I could quite obviously see, that she had just gone and blown a pink bubble out of her mouth, with the use of that chewing gum. And lastly, I could see that she also currently had a firearm, which was a Glock 17L in one of her hands. And she was carrying a bottle of alcohol in her other hand.
And with now realizing exactly who she was, I then realized just how interesting, that this was all about to get.
"And don't I know it viewers. Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then, let me now introduce one Sister Eda of the Rip-Off Church. Yes viewers, as in the same Sister Eda, who as it happens...*I proceed to say this, only for someone to now go and once again cut me off mid fourth wall break. Which not surprisingly, has now caused one of my eyes, to now start visibly twitching once again*"
"Hey Eda? Make sure that you save some of that alcohol for me and Cat!" The voice of Revy had now proceeded to shout out quite loudly to Eda with. Which not surprisingly, had now caused my eye to stop twitching, at least for now. But also, this had also caused a sweatdrop to then appear, and then slowly make its way down one side of my face.
"Okay, well that was predictable wasn't it viewers? Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So anyway viewers, I think that this is now a good place to end this current chapter. And as usual viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*I proceed to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of my eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"
And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.
Date: July 1, 2019
Okay, so getting back to the current chapter, as well as the current fight at hand...
"Actually viewers, I have something that is more urgent to address to all of you, before we get to the current chapter. Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, a troll user by the name of Salazarson, and another troll user by the name of robert_wylie, have both somehow deemed it necessary to try and be toxic. The bad news for both of them in this case, is that having the ability to screenshot exists. So Salazarson, and robert_wylie, thanks so much for the free content. I mean I get it, you're both pettily jealous of these four fanfics and their overall success. But see viewers, the thing is, if they put this same amount of effort into writing and creating their own stories, then perhaps they too could wind up being successful. Mind you, they wouldn't be as successful as these fics, but it would be an upgrade of sorts to them both. Oh, almost forgot to mention, hey Jack Dork? How is it going with your life justifiably falling apart? I mean really Mr. Dork, what did you honestly think was going to happen with you being a nuisance streamer? I mean, Johnny Somali did that, and as of right now, he is facing a max of 31 years in prison. Vitaly, is currently facing 24, and YaNike, the Belgian YouTuber, is currently facing a max of 23.5 years in prison. And for those who are wondering what it was that YaNike did to earn that amount of possible prison time? Well, I am not going to go into it, and I will just advise that you all go and look it up yourselves. And if you're wondering why? Well once you look him up and realize why. You'll then realize why I recommended for you to do so in the first place. But getting back to robert_wylie. Because they seem to think, that each and every review on these fanfics, are from fake accounts. I mean really Robert, that's your way of attempting to cope with these four fics and their current overall success? I mean after all viewers, Robert clearly isn't the brightest. But if I had to guess, as it has been the case for awhile now, Robert, like every other troll that has attempted this, will rage quit and not bother commenting any further. I mean, trolls like Robert think that they're 'taking something away,' so too speak, by choosing not to comment anymore. So to sum things up her viewers, the trolls think that choosing not to comment in a toxic manner anymore, is somehow a bad thing to them. Hey viewers, help make that make sense? Because trolls like robert_wylie, somehow think that that makes sense. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough of my fourth wall breaking. At least for the current moment. So then viewers. what do you say that we finally get on with the chapter at hand now, okay?...*I proceed to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of my eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"
Okay, so getting back to the current situation, that had occurred at the tail end of the last chapter...
"Sister Eda, I thought I told you to..." A now currently unrecognizable old sounding female voice had now proceeded to speak up with, from just behind Sister Eda. Who from the last chapter, was still a little bit clattered from the alcohol that she had drunk before proceeding to slightly stagger into the current scene.
And now realizing who it was that this particular voice belonged to. I then proceeded to turn slightly to my right, and towards the source of the new female voice. And sure enough, my eyes wound up falling upon an elderly Caucasian woman, who had noticeable wrinkles on her face. She was also wearing a black eye patch over her right eye, and I could tell on her person, that she had what appeared to be a gold-colored and customized IMI Desert Eagle pistol. And she was also wearing a typical nun's outfit. Which consisted of a black veil and dress, a white coif, and a guimpe. And finally she was also wearing a gold-colored cross necklace.
And as for me, and my response to this current realization as to knowing exactly who she was...
"Uh, well viewers. It would appear as though Sister Eda is going to have some explaining to do with regard to her currently clattered state. Oh right, Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me introduce Sister Yolanda of the Rip-Off Church in Roanapur. And no viewers, she is not the same Yolanda from the Pheasant Department in an episode of Impractical Jokers, that one Joe Gatto had claimed had 'hounded to you about her pyramid scheme.' Sorry viewers, but I just couldn't resist saying that. I mean after all, it is not every day that you get to use a sort of reference such as this one. And speaking of pyramid schemes. Did you know, that a pyramid scheme is not the same as a ponzi scheme? I mean after all viewers, the infamous Bernie Madoff was put in jail for 5400 years. And yes viewers, that is indeed the exact number of years he was sentenced to prison for. But as I am sure that you all know all too well, Bernie Madoff is infamously known, for the masterminding of the largest ponzi scheme in history. Worth an estimated $65 billion, and no viewers, that is not a typo either. But anyway viewers, this now marks the current end of this chapter. But as always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*I proceed to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of my eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"