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Chapter 220: Tim Le Scam Man, And Being The Center Of Attention!: Not Much Of A Total Mystery! (Part 1)

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*I proceed to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which I then proceed to bring my attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. I also now proceed to clear my throat, as I then proceed to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So as usual viewers, a chapter recap is in mind...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also smiling with both of my eyes closed, and my head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

Date: July 1, 2019

Okay, so getting back to the current situation, as well as the upcoming fight at hand between Erza Scarlet, and Raynare. Well actually, when I say that, what actually I meant is, well...

"*Raynare now proceeds to let out a very audible, and very arrogant sounding laugh from her mouth. To which she then proceeds to speak up*...You're joking right?! And what makes you think that I should be even the slightest bit frightened or fearful by...*Raynare proceeded to say this statement of hers, only to be cut short mid sentence. Which was due to the fact, that a very familiar looking aura enveloped arrow, had proceeded to whizz through the air at a very high rate of speed. To which it then proceeded to cut through her long black hair, only missing her face by mere inches. To which after a few more seconds, someone now proceeded to speak up*"

And as for who it was that had shot the arrow, not as an intent to kill, but as a warning that their next shot wouldn't miss...

"Hey melons?! You talk too much! So how about you do us all a favor, and put a cork in it for a little bit alright?! Because unlike the last arrow, I won't miss! As that one, was a warning!" The unmistakable voice of one Kagome Higurashi had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

And just after Kagome had proceeded to say her statement over to Raynare...

"Ah Kagome, right on time. Now then..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say. Only for someone else, to then proceed to speak up. And as for who they were, well that much should've been quite obvious...

"Hey monk, about you work on keeping your hands to yourself?!" The unmistakable voice of Sango had now proceeded to shout out quite loudly with. As during this very same statement, Sango had proceeded to slap Miroku quite hard across his face. So hard in fact, that it wound up leaving a comedic looking hand print mark on the right side of his face. Which at the moment, was a very bright red color.

And not surprisingly, a sweatdrop had now appeared, and had now once again proceeded to slowly make its way down one side of Angel Bluebells face. And once again, Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, had now been reduced to small black dots. As she looked at, and also reacted to the situation that had just played out before her, as well as the rest of us.

And then, and also not surprisingly in even the slightest...

"Wait, what the heck just happened?" The voice of Ichigo Kurosaki had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere.

And then...

"Well Ichigo, I would say that Miroku once again decided that it was a good idea to grab Sango on the..." Uryu Ishida had now proceeded to say over to Ichigo with in response. Which was while Uryu also proceeded to use one of his white gloved hands, to slightly adjust his glasses on the bridge of his nose.

But as for Ichigo, and his interrupting response back to Uryu...

"Alright I get it Uryu, now can we please move on?!" Ichigo now proceeded to say, which wound up cutting Uryu off mid explanation. And this was also, while a noticeable blush, had also proceeded to find its way onto Ichigo's face.

But then...

"My Ichigo, aren't we getting a bit flustered? Is that the first time that you ever saw a women..." Yoruichi had now proceeded to say quite slyly over to Ichigo with.

And then, though once again not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"I said I get it, can we please move on now?!" Ichigo had now proceeded to say quite loudly back to Yoruichi in response with.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well I guess that that is one thing that one can never get tired of seeing, isn't that right viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Also, for those of you who have watched the English Dub of the Bleach anime. Then you will know exactly what it is that I am taking about. I mean after all, Johnny Yong Bosch does a fantastic job of voicing Ichigo. Now then viewers, what do you say, that we get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Now then, getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking. At least for the current moment, and getting back to the current situation at hand...

"I mean I don't honestly see what the big deal is here. I mean after all, Sango is just so..." Miroku had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere, in his recognizable perverted tone of voice. To which then, with the sudden violent crackling of electricity out of seemingly nowhere. And with Miroku then proceeding to have quite a bit of electricity get shot through his entire body. To which after a few brief seconds, after which the electricity had then ceased. Miroku was now slightly, but still visibly burned. To which Miroku, then proceeded to let out a quite comedic looking puff of what appeared to be smoke from his mouth. Similar to how one Renji Abarai had looked back in the Bleach anime canon timeline, when he had proceeded to accidentally blown himself up with the use of one of his many soul reaper spells.

And as for who had gone and proceeded to shock the living daylights out of Miroku. Well that much should have been quite obvious...

"I don't want to hear another word out of your perverted mouth you perverted monk! Do you understand me?! Or the next time that me and Misaka discharge our electricity, you will wish that you hadn't you pervert!" I had now proceeded to say quite angrily over to Miroku with. And as for Misaka, she wasn't exactly happy about Miroku and his perverted antics either. Which given the amount of headache that me and Misaka had had to endure with Kuroko in our respective timeline. This was something that Angel Bluebell didn't blame either of us for doing either.

"Well that was predictable wasn't it viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way....*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And honestly viewers, given Miroku's perversion, I don't blame either Keiko or Misaka for being as miffed as they currently are right now. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

"Indeed it was Bluebell. Hello there viewers, Keiko here again...*I proceed to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which I then proceed to bring my attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. I also now proceed to clear my throat, as I then proceed to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And as Angel Bluebell just stated, we all look forward to seeing you lot in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed, and with my head also tilted to one side, in my usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: July 1, 2019

Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand, things were about to get even more strange and weird then they already were. And what I mean by this, was comprised of the following...

"Pardon the interruption, but can you please tell me where it is that I am at right now? I seem to have lost my way, and if it isn't too much trouble, could you please point me in the direction of the World Organization Of Human Protection?" A currently unrecognizable male sounding voice had then proceeded to speak up with over to Angel Bluebell and everyone else that was present.

But even before Angel Bluebell had proceeded to turn towards the source of the male voice. She then realized immediately, that something was up. And it had to do in large part, with the question that this male voice had just gone and asked. And so, with this current suspicion of Angel Bluebells in mind...

"Certainly sir, and may I also ask you for your name? Or would you prefer that I call you by your actual name? Isn't that right...Tim Scam?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say quite smugly over to the now correctly identified Tim Scam. Which she had also proceeded to say over to him, in her usual witty and cheeky sounding tone of voice.

And sure enough...

"How do you know who I am?! You've never even met me before! Just who are you?!" Tim Scam now proceeded to yell over back to Angel Bluebell in response with.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her overall response back to Time Scam...

"Well first of all Scam, if you were going to ask about WOOHP, or as I am sure you viewers know it more as, the World Organization Of Human Protection. Then why oh why Scam, would you even attempt to ask about it to a complete stranger? Let alone someone such as myself? Because in case you haven't noticed it yet Scam regarding your current situation, you're not exactly in Beverly Hills anymore! For you see Tim Scam, that while your quite pathetic excuse for a facade, may have worked on Samantha Simpson, Clover Ewing, and Alexandra Vasquez. It certainly won't work on me, or even the rest of my allies that are currently present. So tell me Scam, do you know what magic is? And I don't mean fake magic either, but more genuine real magic? So with this in mind, hey minna, what do you say that we..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only to be cut off mid sentence.

But, as for who this someone was that had gone and proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence. Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly twitch again...

"Hey Scam, did you really think you could hide from us forever? Now Clover!" A now much more recognizable female voice proceeded to shout out. Who Angel Bluebell wound up recognizing immediately as Samantha Simpson who had said this very same statement over to Clover Ewing. Which not even a second later, was followed by Tim Scam, then proceeding to have a somewhat bright blue looking kind of spray sprayed onto him. Which almost immediately, had then caused Tim Scam, to then be completely frozen in a block of what was clearly ice.

And with Angel Bluebell now realizing pretty much instantly, as to exactly what it was that had just gone and happened...

"Well then viewers, I guess there really isn't any means of hiding it anymore is there? Angel Bluebell here by the way here viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all viewers, Clover Ewing just went and used an Ice Queen Perfume on Tim Scam. So it is not really like I could attempt to hide that fact even if I tried my hardest to do so. And so viewers, with this in mind, let me now properly introduce, Samantha Simpson, Clover Ewing, and Alexandra Vasquez, WOOHP Super Spies extraordinaire. And in case you viewers were wondering, yes those are Sam, Clover, and Alex's full names from the Totally Spies tv show. A little bit of tv show lore for those of you viewers, who didn't know of this little known fact about Sam, Clover, and Alex. And also viewers...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to say this, only for someone else other then Sam, Clover, and Alex, to now proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off again mid fourth wall break. Which once again, has now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who it was, that had gone and chosen to proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid fourth wall break this time? Well you see, about that...

"Damn it Martin, you couldn't have bothered to run any faster?!" A pretty irritated sounding female voice, had now proceeded to shout out out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now caused a familiar looking sweatdrop to then appear on one side of Angel Bluebells face. To which it then proceeded to slowly make its way, down the very same side of Angel Bluebells face which it had appeared on.

And as for who the irate sounding female voice belonged to. Well none of us would need to wait very long, to find out. Because not even a few seconds after...

"Look Diana, I am not saying that you're being pushy, but..." A now unmistakable male voice had now proceeded to respond back to the still currently irate sounding female with.

And then...

"*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to go and clear her throat, before then proceeding to speak up to the new arrivals*...Hey Martin, how about you do Diana a favor, and perhaps workout at the gym some more when you have spare time on your hands?! Because from what I can hear from Ms. Lombard, it sounds like you need to work on getting more exercise! Now then, to what do me and my allies owe the pleasure, of getting graced by the presence, of the one and only Martin Mystery, and the...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to now once again go, and cut her off mid sentence*"

"Hey, I didn't ask for your input thank you very much!" The voice of the now identified Martin Mystery had now proceeded to shout back over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

And as for, the response back to Martin Mystery. Well it actually didn't come from Angel Bluebell, but rather...

"Long blue haired girl has point here Martin, as Martin could do with more exercise," another unmistakable male voice, had now proceeded to say over to Martin Mystery in response.

And sure enough...

"Okay seriously?" Martin Mystery had now proceeded to say out loud to himself. Which during this, he had also proceeded to let out a very defeated sounding sigh from his mouth.

But then...

"You should listen to Java, Martin, you could use to lose a few pounds," the voice of Sam now proceeded to speak up with over to Martin with.

And then, though not surprisingly...

"Okay seriously what is this, Gang Up On Martin Day?!" Martin Mystery now proceeded to shout out quite loudly with.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response to the current situation...

"Well that depends Martin, as to whether or not..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say in her usual witty and cheekily smug sounding tone. Only for Martin Mystery, to once again proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence.

"I was being sarcastic!" Martin Mystery now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to Martin Mystery...

"I know Martin, as I was trying to get you to lighten up! As you looked like you could use it! Anyway viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now also properly introduce, Martin Mystery, Diana Lombard, and Java The Caveman, from the show Martin Mystery. And if I can recall correctly as well viewers, both the shows Martin Mystery, and Totally Spies, did in fact have a tv crossover episode quite a few years back. 'Totally Mystery Much?' was the name of that particular episode. But the only difference between that episode and this viewers? Well this is a much larger crossover then Marathon has ever had. So yeah viewers if I were you, then I would keep an eye out for the upcoming chapters. As this now currently marks the end of this chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

"Well said Bluebell. Keiko here by the way viewers...*I proceed to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which I then proceed to bring my attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. I also now proceed to clear my throat, as I then proceed to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, as Bluebell just said, we will see you lot in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed, and my head tilted to one side, in my usual very cute looking manner*"
 
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Chapter 221: Please Do Remember To Mime Your Own Business!: Not Much Of A Total Mystery! (Part 2)

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*I proceed to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which I then proceed to bring my attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. I also now proceed to clear my throat, as I then proceed to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So as usual viewers, a chapter recap is in mind...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also smiling with both of my eyes closed, and my head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

Date: July 1, 2019

Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand, things were about to get even more strange and weird then they already were. And what I mean by this, was comprised of the following...

"Pardon the interruption, but can you please tell me where it is that I am at right now? I seem to have lost my way, and if it isn't too much trouble, could you please point me in the direction of the World Organization Of Human Protection?" A currently unrecognizable male sounding voice had then proceeded to speak up with over to Angel Bluebell and everyone else that was present.

But even before Angel Bluebell had proceeded to turn towards the source of the male voice. She then realized immediately, that something was up. And it had to do in large part, with the question that this male voice had just gone and asked. And so, with this current suspicion of Angel Bluebells in mind...

"Certainly sir, and may I also ask you for your name? Or would you prefer that I call you by your actual name? Isn't that right...Tim Scam?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say quite smugly over to the now correctly identified Tim Scam. Which she had also proceeded to say over to him, in her usual witty and cheeky sounding tone of voice.

And sure enough...

"How do you know who I am?! You've never even met me before! Just who are you?!" Tim Scam now proceeded to yell over back to Angel Bluebell in response with.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her overall response back to Time Scam...

"Well first of all Scam, if you were going to ask about WOOHP, or as I am sure you viewers know it more as, the World Organization Of Human Protection. Then why oh why Scam, would you even attempt to ask about it to a complete stranger? Let alone someone such as myself? Because in case you haven't noticed it yet Scam regarding your current situation, you're not exactly in Beverly Hills anymore! For you see Tim Scam, that while your quite pathetic excuse for a facade, may have worked on Samantha Simpson, Clover Ewing, and Alexandra Vasquez. It certainly won't work on me, or even the rest of my allies that are currently present. So tell me Scam, do you know what magic is? And I don't mean fake magic either, but more genuine real magic? So with this in mind, hey minna, what do you say that we..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only to be cut off mid sentence.

But, as for who this someone was that had gone and proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence. Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly twitch again...

"Hey Scam, did you really think you could hide from us forever? Now Clover!" A now much more recognizable female voice proceeded to shout out. Who Angel Bluebell wound up recognizing immediately as Samantha Simpson who had said this very same statement over to Clover Ewing. Which not even a second later, was followed by Tim Scam, then proceeding to have a somewhat bright blue looking kind of spray sprayed onto him. Which almost immediately, had then caused Tim Scam, to then be completely frozen in a block of what was clearly ice.

And with Angel Bluebell now realizing pretty much instantly, as to exactly what it was that had just gone and happened...

"Well then viewers, I guess there really isn't any means of hiding it anymore is there? Angel Bluebell here by the way here viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all viewers, Clover Ewing just went and used an Ice Queen Perfume on Tim Scam. So it is not really like I could attempt to hide that fact even if I tried my hardest to do so. And so viewers, with this in mind, let me now properly introduce, Samantha Simpson, Clover Ewing, and Alexandra Vasquez, WOOHP Super Spies extraordinaire. And in case you viewers were wondering, yes those are Sam, Clover, and Alex's full names from the Totally Spies tv show. A little bit of tv show lore for those of you viewers, who didn't know of this little known fact about Sam, Clover, and Alex. And also viewers...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to say this, only for someone else other then Sam, Clover, and Alex, to now proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off again mid fourth wall break. Which once again, has now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who it was, that had gone and chosen to proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid fourth wall break this time? Well you see, about that...

"Damn it Martin, you couldn't have bothered to run any faster?!" A pretty irritated sounding female voice, had now proceeded to shout out out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now caused a familiar looking sweatdrop to then appear on one side of Angel Bluebells face. To which it then proceeded to slowly make its way, down the very same side of Angel Bluebells face which it had appeared on.

And as for who the irate sounding female voice belonged to. Well none of us would need to wait very long, to find out. Because not even a few seconds after...

"Look Diana, I am not saying that you're being pushy, but..." A now unmistakable male voice had now proceeded to respond back to the still currently irate sounding female with.

And then...

"*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to go and clear her throat, before then proceeding to speak up to the new arrivals*...Hey Martin, how about you do Diana a favor, and perhaps workout at the gym some more when you have spare time on your hands?! Because from what I can hear from Ms. Lombard, it sounds like you need to work on getting more exercise! Now then, to what do me and my allies owe the pleasure, of getting graced by the presence, of the one and only Martin Mystery, and the...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to now once again go, and cut her off mid sentence*"

"Hey, I didn't ask for your input thank you very much!" The voice of the now identified Martin Mystery had now proceeded to shout back over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

And as for, the response back to Martin Mystery. Well it actually didn't come from Angel Bluebell, but rather...

"Long blue haired girl has point here Martin, as Martin could do with more exercise," another unmistakable male voice, had now proceeded to say over to Martin Mystery in response.

And sure enough...

"Okay seriously?" Martin Mystery had now proceeded to say out loud to himself. Which during this, he had also proceeded to let out a very defeated sounding sigh from his mouth.

But then...

"You should listen to Java, Martin, you could use to lose a few pounds," the voice of Sam now proceeded to speak up with over to Martin with.

And then, though not surprisingly...

"Okay seriously what is this, Gang Up On Martin Day?!" Martin Mystery now proceeded to shout out quite loudly with.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response to the current situation...

"Well that depends Martin, as to whether or not..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say in her usual witty and cheekily smug sounding tone. Only for Martin Mystery, to once again proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence.

"I was being sarcastic!" Martin Mystery now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to Martin Mystery...

"I know Martin, as I was trying to get you to lighten up! As you looked like you could use it! Anyway viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now also properly introduce, Martin Mystery, Diana Lombard, and Java The Caveman, from the show Martin Mystery. And if I can recall correctly as well viewers, both the shows Martin Mystery, and Totally Spies, did in fact have a tv crossover episode quite a few years back. 'Totally Mystery Much?' was the name of that particular episode. But the only difference between that episode and this viewers? Well this is a much larger crossover then Marathon has ever had. So yeah viewers if I were you, then I would keep an eye out for the upcoming chapters. As this now currently marks the end of this chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

"Well said Bluebell. Keiko here by the way viewers...*I proceed to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which I then proceed to bring my attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. I also now proceed to clear my throat, as I then proceed to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, as Bluebell just said, we will see you lot in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed, and my head tilted to one side, in my usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: July 1, 2019

Okay, so getting back into the current situation that had already started transpiring from the last chapter...

"Pardonne-moi but can you please tell me where..." A now very french accented male voice had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with.

And interestingly enough, Angel Bluebell now once again knew who this particular voice belonged to. I mean after all, given how annoying someone like Potamos was. And although this individual wasn't as annoying as Potamos. He may as well have been the male equivalent to Potamos with regard to the level of annoyance that he portrayed. And speaking of whom this very same person was...

"Okay seriously? So what, is WOOHP now having a detention facility members meeting somewhere nearby? Which by the way viewers, is an indirect reference to a certain well known asylum in a certain well known cartoon series that I dare not mention. If you know viewers, then you know. Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all, some villains can't be bothered to remember to 'mime their own business.' Isn't that right Jazz Hands?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to slightly turn her attention to slightly behind her. And sure enough, Angel Bluebells eyes fell upon a familiar male with what appeared to be mime makeup on his face. And was in his usual getup of a black tuxedo, a somewhat tall black colored top hat. And is also without a doubt, one of the worst WOOHP villains to ever exist in the Totally Spies tv show. I mean after all, Jazz Hands was and still is a joke of a villain*...Now then viewers, let us now get back to the chapter at hand now alright?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And sure enough, as a way to confirm Angel Bluebells current suspicions...

"Whah, just what are you talking about you foolish gurl?" The now correctly identified Jazz Hands had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Blueblel, in his usual and yet still very much annoying sounding French accent.

And as for Angel Bluebell, as a way for her to 'have fun' at Jazz Hands' expense so too speak...

"Sacrebleu Mon'Amie, didn't anyone ever tell you that silence is golden? Oh and also Jazz Hands, your father was a hamster, and your mother smelt of elderberries! Now go away, or I shall taunt you, a second time! And that viewers, Angel Bluebell by the way here again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, that was my rendition of what is without a doubt one of the funniest lines in any movie to every exist. Which in case you're wondering, was Monty Python And The Holy Grail. And if you haven't yet watched that movie, then you're truly missing out. I mean after all viewers, everyone knows of John Cleese. He played 'R' in the Pierce Brosnan movie, 'The World Is Not Enough.' And would then go on to reprise the same role, in 'Die Another Day.' And while we are on the subject of things 007, the most recent run of James Bond movies, have not been very good. I mean after all, with the exception of Casino Royale and perhaps maybe Skyfall, every other Daniel Craig era James Bond movie, has been either subpar, or straight up not good. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. So what do you viewers say that we get back into the current chapter at hand, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And, just as Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her current fourth wall break moment...

"Are you serious right now? Please tell me that you did not just say that to him just now Bluebell? I mean, whatever happened to giving the viewers a chance to understand the material?" I had now proceeded to say this very statement of mine over to Angel Bluebell.

But then...

"And this statement is coming from you Keiko? Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't you the very same Keiko, who wound up using the word 'logorrhea' a couple of chapters back? I mean after all viewers..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back to me with in response. Which Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to say to me, while she was also wearing her usual witty and cheekily looking smug expression on her face.

And sure enough, as I then proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence...

"Alright Bluebell I get it! Just forget that I said anything, now can we please move on?!" I had now proceeded to somewhat yell back over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Which from what Angel Bluebell could tell, I had proceeded to say this response of mine back over to Angel Bluebell in response with. While an all too familiar looking blush was also currently present upon my face.

But then, even before Angel Bluebell could attempt to respond back to me...

"Bluebell, look out! Behind you!" The unmistakable voice of Angel Daisy had proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell with. Which was then quickly followed, by Angel Daisy proceeding to leap up into the air, and then land behind Angel Bluebell. Since Angel Bluebell was still turned towards me, with her attention still focused on me as well. But anyway, just as Angel Daisy had landed down onto the ground again, Angel Daisy had then proceeded to use her Saint Pendule, to produce a barrier. Which since Jazz Hands had somehow decided to try and charge Angel Bluebell while she was still turned towards me in order to address me. All that simply wound up happening, was that Jazz Hands wound up running smack into the barrier, which wound up knocking him out immediately.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to Jazz Hands. Who at this current moment, had swirls in place of where both of his eyes used to be. Which was to help indicate, that for the moment, he had been knocked out cold...

"Really Jazz Hands? That was your so called big play? You decided to charge at me while my back was still to you? I mean, all you have done here Jazz Hands, is just prove my point, as to why you're one of the most laughed at villains in the Totally Spies canon timeline. And also, before I forget, here is my quite justifiable and also very comedic response back to you Jazz Hands. I see London, I see France, your villainy has no bearing in this present expanse. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And that viewers, was my original rendition, of the 'I see London, I see France' phrase. Nothing like a bit of comedic satire to illicit a chuckle from the audience huh?...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to clear her throat briefly. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, this now currently marks the end of this chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"
 
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Chapter 222: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Direct No Evil!: Not Much Of A Total Mystery! (Part 3)

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*I proceed to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which I then proceed to bring my attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. I also now proceed to clear my throat, as I then proceed to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So as usual viewers, a chapter recap is in mind...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also smiling with both of my eyes closed, and my head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

Date: July 1, 2019

Okay, so getting back into the current situation that had already started transpiring from the last chapter...

"Pardonne-moi but can you please tell me where..." A now very french accented male voice had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with.

And interestingly enough, Angel Bluebell now once again knew who this particular voice belonged to. I mean after all, given how annoying someone like Potamos was. And although this individual wasn't as annoying as Potamos. He may as well have been the male equivalent to Potamos with regard to the level of annoyance that he portrayed. And speaking of whom this very same person was...

"Okay seriously? So what, is WOOHP now having a detention facility members meeting somewhere nearby? Which by the way viewers, is an indirect reference to a certain well known asylum in a certain well known cartoon series that I dare not mention. If you know viewers, then you know. Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all, some villains can't be bothered to remember to 'mime their own business.' Isn't that right Jazz Hands?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to slightly turn her attention to slightly behind her. And sure enough, Angel Bluebells eyes fell upon a familiar male with what appeared to be mime makeup on his face. And was in his usual getup of a black tuxedo, a somewhat tall black colored top hat. And is also without a doubt, one of the worst WOOHP villains to ever exist in the Totally Spies tv show. I mean after all, Jazz Hands was and still is a joke of a villain*...Now then viewers, let us now get back to the chapter at hand now alright?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And sure enough, as a way to confirm Angel Bluebells current suspicions...

"Whah, just what are you talking about you foolish gurl?" The now correctly identified Jazz Hands had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Blueblel, in his usual and yet still very much annoying sounding French accent.

And as for Angel Bluebell, as a way for her to 'have fun' at Jazz Hands' expense so too speak...

"Sacrebleu Mon'Amie, didn't anyone ever tell you that silence is golden? Oh and also Jazz Hands, your father was a hamster, and your mother smelt of elderberries! Now go away, or I shall taunt you, a second time! And that viewers, Angel Bluebell by the way here again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, that was my rendition of what is without a doubt one of the funniest lines in any movie to every exist. Which in case you're wondering, was Monty Python And The Holy Grail. And if you haven't yet watched that movie, then you're truly missing out. I mean after all viewers, everyone knows of John Cleese. He played 'R' in the Pierce Brosnan movie, 'The World Is Not Enough.' And would then go on to reprise the same role, in 'Die Another Day.' And while we are on the subject of things 007, the most recent run of James Bond movies, have not been very good. I mean after all, with the exception of Casino Royale and perhaps maybe Skyfall, every other Daniel Craig era James Bond movie, has been either subpar, or straight up not good. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. So what do you viewers say that we get back into the current chapter at hand, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And, just as Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her current fourth wall break moment...

"Are you serious right now? Please tell me that you did not just say that to him just now Bluebell? I mean, whatever happened to giving the viewers a chance to understand the material?" I had now proceeded to say this very statement of mine over to Angel Bluebell.

But then...

"And this statement is coming from you Keiko? Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't you the very same Keiko, who wound up using the word 'logorrhea' a couple of chapters back? I mean after all viewers..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back to me with in response. Which Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to say to me, while she was also wearing her usual witty and cheekily looking smug expression on her face.

And sure enough, as I then proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence...

"Alright Bluebell I get it! Just forget that I said anything, now can we please move on?!" I had now proceeded to somewhat yell back over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Which from what Angel Bluebell could tell, I had proceeded to say this response of mine back over to Angel Bluebell in response with. While an all too familiar looking blush was also currently present upon my face.

But then, even before Angel Bluebell could attempt to respond back to me...

"Bluebell, look out! Behind you!" The unmistakable voice of Angel Daisy had proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell with. Which was then quickly followed, by Angel Daisy proceeding to leap up into the air, and then land behind Angel Bluebell. Since Angel Bluebell was still turned towards me, with her attention still focused on me as well. But anyway, just as Angel Daisy had landed down onto the ground again, Angel Daisy had then proceeded to use her Saint Pendule, to produce a barrier. Which since Jazz Hands had somehow decided to try and charge Angel Bluebell while she was still turned towards me in order to address me. All that simply wound up happening, was that Jazz Hands wound up running smack into the barrier, which wound up knocking him out immediately.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to Jazz Hands. Who at this current moment, had swirls in place of where both of his eyes used to be. Which was to help indicate, that for the moment, he had been knocked out cold...

"Really Jazz Hands? That was your so called big play? You decided to charge at me while my back was still to you? I mean, all you have done here Jazz Hands, is just prove my point, as to why you're one of the most laughed at villains in the Totally Spies canon timeline. And also, before I forget, here is my quite justifiable and also very comedic response back to you Jazz Hands. I see London, I see France, your villainy has no bearing in this present expanse. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And that viewers, was my original rendition, of the 'I see London, I see France' phrase. Nothing like a bit of comedic satire to illicit a chuckle from the audience huh?...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to clear her throat briefly. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, this now currently marks the end of this chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: July 1, 2019

Okay, so getting back to the current situation, that had been going on since the last chapter...

"Okay, so just who the heck was that clown exactly?" Diana Lombard proceeded to ask out of seemingly nowhere out loud to no one in particular.

And as for the response back to Diana Lombard with the main intention of answering her currently unanswered question...

"Oh you mean Jazz Hands? I mean he's a mime and not a clown. But like that is kind of the same thing, so to be fair I wouldn't like worry too much about him," Clover had now proceeded to say in response and as an answer back to Diana Lombard's question that she had just asked not but a moment prior.

But then...

"Clover has a point there Ms. Lombard. I mean after all viewers, Zachary here by the way. But after all, Jazz Hands is one of, if not the most useless and most nonthreatening villain in the entire Totally Spies tv show timeline," Zachary proceeded to say in response. Which during this, he had also proceeded to turn his attention and his eyesight slightly to the right of him, in order to briefly address the viewers.

And then, out of seemingly nowhere, and yet not at all surprising given the most recent turn of events...

"Pardon the intrusion, but..." A very scruffy sounding male voice had now proceeded to say over to Zachary out of seemingly nowhere. But however, with Angel Bluebell knowing instantly who it belonged to, and not wanting to hear another long and possibly endless drove of meaningless monologuing from yet another Totally Spies villain. Angel Bluebell had then decided to cut him off mid sentence.

And as for who he was and Angel Bluebells reasoning at to why she had decided to go and cut him off mid sentence? Well about that...

"Hey Lumiere? How about you don't bother with your lies to, try and pathetically hide the fact that me along with everyone else here, already knows who you are alright? I mean after all Marco Lumiere, as that is your full name. You're nothing but a so called director, who thinks that he's a noteworthy villain in the Totally Spies tv show. I mean for goodness sake Lumiere, your last 'movie shoot' as you so called it, was '0067.' I mean come on Lumiere, did you really honestly think that using Jerry was going to somehow give you some sort of benefit? Don't you know the classic phrase of, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil? Well I think then Lumiere, that we can now add Direct No Evil to that phraseology as well, isn't that right viewers? I mean after all viewers, I would say that out of all the villains in the Totally Spies tv show timeline, that apart from Jazz Hands, who is without a doubt the worst Totally Spies villain to exist, Marco Lumiere, while maybe is not a close second, he is certainly down towards the bottom. I mean, at least Tim Scam was a part of the L.A.M.O.S. Which by the way viewers, is not a typo in any sense of the word. Because in the mind of one Terrance Lewis, or Jerry's twin but evil brother. L.A.M.O.S stands for, the League Aiming to Menace and Overthrow Spies. Or the LAMOS for short, which honestly viewers, is quite the fitting name for them. I mean after all viewers, how can you hope to ever succeed, when you have such pathetic villains, such as Boogie Gus, Tim Scam, Helga Von Guggen. I mean mind you viewers, it still didn't change them getting beaten by WOOHP and beaten by them big time. But anyway viewers, I seem to be rambling on a bit more then I should during this current fourth wall break. So what do you say, that we get back to the chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking, at least for the current moment, and back to the current chapter and situation at hand. Which was, well...

"How dare you proceed to mock my expertise as a director! I'll have you know...!" The now correctly identified Marco Lumiere had now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell quite loudly, angrily, and arrogantly with in response. And he would have continued, if Angel Bluebell had not once again gone, and proceeded to once again cut him off mid ranting rave so too speak. And as for Angel Bluebell, and her honestly quite justified response back to Marco Lumiere with. Well, to be fair, I think that that much was pretty obvious. For well, you see with regard to this very exact thing...

"Hey Lumiere? I am now going to need you to curb your yammering skull cave okay? Because the adults over here are trying to have a meaningful conversation. And you Lumiere, are not one of them. Now before you decide to do something that you'll regret, I highly suggest...*Angel Bluebell proceeded to say this back to Marco Lumiere in response. Only for someone else, to now proceed to interject, as well as cut her off mid sentence. Which unlike all of the other times, this did not wind up causing one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to start visibly twitching*"

And as for who it was that had decided to interject? And also as to why Angel Bluebells eye hadn't proceeded to start to twitch like it usually did, when someone had proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid statement or sentence? Well about that...

"I would just ignore that low grade movie hack Bluebell, he isn't worth our time. I mean after all viewers. Keiko here by the way...*I proceed to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which I then proceed to bring my attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. I also now proceed to clear my throat, as I then proceed to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now viewers, as I was about to address to you lot. Marco Lumiere really is a low grade movie hack of a director. I mean he even makes 'Manos: The Hands Of Fate,' look like a decent movie. And yes viewers, that was an indirect reference to the one and only Mystery Science Theater 3000, or 'MST3K,' for short. I mean after all viewers, who hasn't heard of MST3K? 'This is the song, written for the train chase! This is the chase, Rocky and Ken! He tried to kill me with a forklift!' That riff by the way viewers? Was from Fugitive Alien. The same Fugitive Alien, that Nostalgia Critic failed to properly give this very same joke from for his Nostalgia Review, of 'Barb Wire.' I mean come on Doug, you called the Forklift in that review a Bulldozer. I mean seriously Doug, you didn't just say that once, you said it over, and over, and over again throughout that same scene from Barb Wire. Doug Walker still does have a somewhat decent channel though, so please do feel free to check out his content when you have a moment of free time to do so. Oh right, almost forgot! Hey Jack Dork, how's that downward spiral of yours going? You still filming all of your crimes for the police to review as evidence? Oh you are? Excellent, as it will just be that much more laughable when you finally join YaNike, Vitaly, and Johnny Somali in the jails of the countries that you will all eventually wind up in. I mean honestly, you all need to be behind bars as soon as humanly possible. I mean after all, Jack Dork literally filmed himself recently breaking into what he claimed was his old residence down in Florida. So Mr. Dork, you do know, that breaking and entering is a serious crime, right? So I guess you were finally done doing your crypto pump and dump scams to your fans live on stream to your own viewers? I mean for goodness sake Mr. Dork, you make the pump and dump schemes in The Wolf Of Wall Street look good. Even Agent Roger Bloom in the tv show Numb3rs, is a more decent person then you will ever be. But anyway viewers, I think that I'll just dispense with my currently already long fourth wall break. Because while you can't see this right now, Misaka is sort of standing just off to the side of the frame of shot, with electricity crackling through the bangs of her hair. So yeah, while her electricity doesn't have any effect on me, since we're both Level 5 Electromasters, I still don't want to get on her bad side, isn't that right Misaka?...*I proceed to say this, while Misaka now proceeds to walk into the frame of shot, from just out of the frame of shot. And just before this, Misaka had proceeded to stop discharging the electricity through the bangs of her hair. To which Misaka's expression then proceeds to soften up and return to normal, before she then proceeds to speak up*"

"Indeed Keiko. Hello there viewers, Misaka here. And yes, it has been a little bit, hasn't it Keiko?...*Misaka proceeds to say this to the viewers, with a very cute looking smile while both of her eyes are closed. To which Misaka then proceeds to open both of her eyes back up again, before turning towards me while still giving her very cute looking smile*"

"Indeed Misaka, indeed it has. But you see viewers, I think that you'll find, that you won't be able to read a group of fanfics anywhere on the internet, that are as unique as these four are. I mean after all, no fanfics have these 29 anime combined with each other. And yes viewers, that number as of this current moment, is indeed correct, as there are in fact 29 different anime, combined with each other in all four of these fanfics. Oh, and Bluebell? Would you mind at all if I do the honors this time?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to turn my attention towards Angel Bluebell, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed, and my head tilted to one side, in my usual very cute looking manner*"

"Are you serious right now Keiko?! I mean what makes you think that I'll allow...!...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to start to say her response back to me, only for the pretty audible sound of crackling electricity to now start up again. And without even having to look away from current having her attention focused on me. Angel Bluebell had noticed as well, that electricity had now started to once again crackle, through the bangs of Misaka's hair. Which not surprisingly, had been the only reason, mind you it was a pretty big reason. But nevertheless, it had proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence. To which she then proceeded to politely and briefly clear her throat, before Angel Bluebell then proceeded to speak up again*...A-actually Keiko, yes you may proceed with ending this current chapter...And I don't think that it goes without me having to remind you at this stage viewers, that Misaka still scares the living bejesus out of me...And yes viewers, I am well aware that that hasn't changed...But let's not kid ourselves and be honest, you'd be scared of Misaka too in this situation...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

"With pleasure Bluebell. Hello there viewers, Keiko here...*I proceed to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which I then proceed to bring my attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. I also now proceed to clear my throat, as I then proceed to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, this now currently marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Misaka, Angel Bluebell, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see all you lot there, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed, and also with my head tilted to one side, in my usual very cute looking manner*"