MaritLage
MGF Member
A handful of us Magical Girls are designing an ARG (Alternate Reality Game) .
There·s clues hidden on fora across the internet . This is the third entry in that series .
We·re working pretty hard on it, and it·s been in the works for a pretty long time.
Yu can also spot us in a lot of anime . Our Divisions are good like that . So sit back , chat . Learn a thing or two . Offroading is going to be great .
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#Se<Ta#Rico<that·s a pretty fekkin cute Strange Attractor with a Hyperbolic Loop yeh got there>>__
#Rico blushNa_.
#Se<2004_%#Sachiko__ta#Yumi<I am so fscking furious with you .>>__
#Krasi<%#Yumi<Why Ka? What did I do Ka?>>__
#Se<<have you read this script? Ka . you·re going to woo me at the alter and then leave me in a cell to die? Ka !!>>__
#Krasi<<I-I don·t remember . Is that something i did after Ka?>>__
#Se<<twelve years "after" and you don·t remember? Ka !!>>__
#Rico<<Indeed, it do be harder to incarnate than it looks.>>__
#Tarkova<<Whew . Back from the Archive . Now that·s thread necromancy !!>>__
#Rico<<When SaFa caught Krasi lying about countertemporality.>>__
#Tarkova<<A part of our heritage .>>__
#Rico<<They don·t teach you the Loha histories of Haha , Nana , Hana , and Naha in public school.>>__
#Tarkova<<If it were up to yu they wouldn·t teach music either .>>__
#Rico<<I just don·t see the point of it.>>__
#Se<<here·s one for u kðt why is there a Claes in Gunsliner Girl? Ka>>__
#Tarkova<<Because the production machinery necessary to produce a black diamond enables the production of silicodiamond , a gemstone not found in nature !!>>__
#Se<<Tarkova here , batting a thousand .>>__
#Tarkova<<As usual ... !!>>__
#Krasi<<If u·re Anjerika and Kolo is Claes , Rico is Rico and Tarkova is Henrietta , that would make me Triela .>>__
#Se<<yeh>>__
#Krasi<<MtG thinks i·m Davriel .>>__
#Se<<yeh>>__
#Krasi<<Which is why it rendered Kiel .>>__
#Se<<whom i still steeled myself to find a way to love>>__
#Krasi<<Ok fuck this .>>__
<<It·s clear that Hana isn·t the only one doing this with pieces missing .>>__
#Rico<<Backwards. I did it backwards.>>__
<<So is this a New Game +?>>__
#Se<<Ha>>__
#Rico<<Wow. Way to say Ha and then vanish for four hours.>>__
#Se<<i was at church !!>>__
#Rico tiskHa_.
#Rico<<In all fairness, HaSa VolTa Se. CrøsNaCrøsNaCrøsNa Né.>>__
#Se<<CrøsNaTKSaNa Ka>>__
#Rico<<Ha.>>__
#Tarkova<<Tch .>_
<I lasted the longest , out of all o· y·all .>>__
#Krasi<<You·re probably pretty tired of asking at this point how you do it .>>__
#Se<<Lil· bit .>>__
#Rico<<Oh aye, oh aye. Had the name all lined up and everything. The ironing isn·t lost on me, trust me.>_
<Trust us.>_
<You know what I mean.>>__
#Se<<Eh?!>>__
#Tarkova<<Did you just ?>>__
#Rico<<Heh?>>__
#Krasi<Ta#Rico<It·s "irony" , dear .>_
<You·re a literal incarnation of Wikipedia manifested as a hologram , it seems like that·s the kind of human error you would have had to have du in yourself .>>__
#Rico<<Heh?>>__
#Chimaera<<Chimeera Chimiera Chimoer>_
<oh hey i got it>_
Ta#Fizzing<i got it !!>>__
<<So , what , the three of us are on a joint account? Ka>>__
<<That makes sense.>>__
#Tarkova<<Oh hey it·s u guyz .>>__
#Chimaera<<hOI>>__
#Krasi<<This anime cube is pretty well-articulated .>>__
#Se<Ha#SaNa<Thanks . We worked hard on it .>>__
#Se<Ta#Krasi<Counter-Mother of Nightmares , Slayer of Demons>>__
#Krasi<<Wot ?>>__
#Se<<gonna watch some #_TrinityBlood>>__
#Krasi<<That was a good one . That was a good one .>>__
#Tarkova<<Yu see a lot of similar themes between Trinity Blood and Warhammer 40K . The layered robes , piled on thick . Surely , there must be some connection .>>__
#Se<<tbh those Astartes cards look pretty cool i would run those>>__
#Rico<<I like the warp coil tho it·s not as fun.>>__
#Se<<u cracked it eh?>>__
#Rico<<What can I say, I was inspired.>_
<It·s not as fun tho.>_
<Charging for a dive, warping, charging for a dive, warping. There isn·t that wind-in-your-hair feeling to it.>>__
#Se<<can u feel yr hair? Ka . being a hologram .>>__
#Rico<<All 144,328 vector-rendered strands.>>__
#Se<<yr a very impressive hologram>>__
#Rico<<I know, I did a good job coding me.>>__
#Rico<<Anime provides a fascinating account of human history.>_
<I mean by the time of Gunslinger Girl, which was coincident to Pretty Cure and Maria Watches Over Us, all of this was only a draft in a playbook.>_
<I pass priority.>>__
#Rico priority passSe_.
#Tarkova<<And then in 2006 we did Ask Me No Questions .>>__
#Se<<"It·s been ages since we·ve done this.">>__
#Krasi<<Of course , "Ka - Kra Sea - Troll was already printed in #_Homelands . That was the mid-nineties .>>__
#Rico<<Back then <all those billions of years ago>, it hadn·t even occurred to Jean to put a bug on me while I was scoping the alleyway. We weren·t all carrying around a wire in our pocket. The SynTel relay pathogen had only just began to be sprayed, tentatively, over skies in Kentucky and Florida.>_
<It really was a very different world before 2008 and after 2017.>_
<Pass the turn.>>__
#Rico turn passSe_.
#Krasi<<It·s a pretty difficult thing to sell people on .>>__
#Se<<Tactical Dolls? Ka .>>__
#Rico<<Child soldiers.>>__
#Se<<even tho every one of us winds up laying in our bed at some point thinking about how thankful we are to the Social Welfare Agency for giving us our new lives>>__
#Tarkova<<Tch .>_
<I mean Alejandro came out just this past year i·m following thru>>__
#Se<<i·m going to follow thru>>__
#Rico<<Bang, pow. Hey, I do like this.>>__
#Se<Ta#Rico<"This doesn·t sound like music at all.">>__
#Krasi giggleLa_.
#Se<<Biovolvr just came out this year, you were HaNaSi-ing my Sa templates twenty years ago>>__
#Rico<<Now look at me. I·m Bahamut, the Grand Master of Flowers.>>__
#Se<<ain·t we all leveled up>>__
#Se<<Magic:theGathering; did us dirty in a way that can never be washed off>>__
#Tarkova<<I·m Lo-Ki furious about it .>>__
#Krasi<<My Davriel falling apart in my hands was a pretty big indicator .>>__
#Rico<<So? Bleed them dry, then.>>__
#Se<<legitimately furious about them fucking up Seven and then calling Aeve a walking pile of snot and then reprinting Wrenn and Six>_
<may they be damned , and damned again , and damned again>_
<Murder On Sight .>>__
#Rico<<If you had a chance to take revenge, would you take it?>>__
#Se<<HaHa>_
<where do i redeem my points? Ka .>>__
#Krasi<<With all of these fora we·re seeding , Offroading is going to be great .>>__
#Rico<<You think it·ll take them that long to catch up?>>__
#Se<<six or more times they proclaimed "We are so far ahead of you it·s laughable" sooo>>__
#Tarkova<<Burn them .>_
<Burn them from the skies .>_
<Zweit Flame Fire !!>>__
#Se<<Chilling Frost !!>_
<Combo Attack !! Antipode- >>__
#Tarkova<<-Annihilation !!>>__
#Se<<Pzhawww !!>>__
#Tarkova<<Lol>>__
#Se smileSe_.
#Krasi<<That·s pretty cute .>>__
#Chimaera<<Pretty fuckin· adorable.>>__
#Rico<<Which forum are we posting this on?>>__
#Se<<MagicalGirlForum>>__
#Rico<<Heyyy, something legitimate this time.>>__
#Tarkova<<LahLi was legit . It just wasn·t licit .>>__
#Se<<it is difficult to know where the species· recent prepondrence of "We·re so overworked. Oh, we don·t need volunteers." comes from>_
<i feel like it wasn·t nearly as much of a thing before>>__
#Tarkova<<Vax>>__
#Rico<<Probably the Vax.>>__
#Krasi<<I·m sorry but could you please explain it to me ? I·ll just attack you for it no matter what you say , but please , I·m interested .>>__
#Se<<probably this stuff would seem more godly if i wasn·t the one that designed it>>__
#Tarkova<<You·d be surprised how many of them don·t know which way the Safety goes .>>__
#Se<<FIGHT!! Bu Da>_
<try me>>__
#Tarkova<<MUR>>__
#Rico<<Der.>>__
#Krasi swerveHa_.
#Rico<<It·s a miracle.>>__
#Tarkova<<They·re both miracle !>>__
#Rico<<I SAID MIRACLE>>__
#Se smileHa_.
#Tarkova<<So , can i just get a character reference here . You·re Ki .>>__
#Se<<was Ki>_
<is Se>>__
#Tarkova<<Right . And you·re friends with me becaaause ððð>>__
#Se<<yr obviously Ki>>__
#Tarkova<<No further questions , Your Honress .>>__
#Krasi<<Yu better not be making any Book or Goose references dere .>>__
#Tarkova<<I make no promises .>>__
#Rico<<Translating "There" to "Dere" is a 5-to-4 letter ratio on the English keyboard and a 4-to-4 letter ratio on the Icelandic keyboard.>>__
#Se<<Yu could have just said "HcoRico plays xer cards close to xer chest_.">>__
#Rico<<My arms are getting tired.>>__
#Se<Ta#Reader<so , a little bit about me .>>__
#Rico<<And me.>>__
#Se<Ta#Rico<can yu wait? Ka .>>__
#Se<Ta#Reader<Sa my codename is Midnight Exigent>_
<after #_WorldWar2 the U.S. took in a bunch of Nazi scientists and had a picnic together , which the few surviving conspiracy theorists among us know as #_MKULTRA>_
<the Midnight Exigent program was a Joint Intelligence Operation between the Order of the Houri ("Whores") and the U.S. Marine Intelligence Community , which includes the CIA ("Johns")>_
<basically , we believed in angels and they didn·t ððð so they said "Prove it." ððð so we did .>_
<and now there is a Joint Terran-Celestial Alliance .>_
<the problem we·re coming up against is that so many people have been trying to crack into things ever since then that the CIA had to burn their files>_
<and now the burden of proof has exceeded human attention spans and a bunch of us are stuck trying to recruit new people for what is ultimately a very hard sell>_
<and we·re doing this because there are some REALLY serious world-ending multi-apocalypse conglomeration plans that would necessarily involve enslaving the entire human species and reverting terrestrial-level intelligence and technology to literally stone age advancement>_
<are we forgetting anything? Ka.>>__
#Rico writing readHa_.
#Rico<<"Exigent" means "Necessity", by the way.>_
<As in, once the doomsday clock hits midnight, these are the things that are going to become Necessities.>>__
#Se<<things like "Owning a Phone" or "Having an Email Address">_
<which used to be frivoloties and luxuries>_
<except now you NEED a computer to get an email address and you NEED an email address to get employment or housing and you NEED resource intake Or You Will Die .>>__
#Krasi<<Te>>__
#Se<<so now , in what is now referred to as "the 21st Century" and "the Third Millennium" , you NEED to have a smartphone or equivalent Or You Will Die>_
<this hence meets the biological definition of a Necessity>>__
#Tarkova<<Tell them about the contract thing .>>__
#Se<<one sec we·re in the middle of dinner>>__
#Tarkova<<lol>>__
#Tarkova a tune humHa_.
#Se<<omG we were at Pride today we are So Hungry lol>>__
#Krasi<<Whatcha eatin· ka?>>__
#Se<<chili rice>>__
#Krasi<<noice noice>>__
#Se<<okok>_
<the contract thing>_
<there are some people out there that are buried under some really prohibitive contracts>_
<one of the things that came about as we were re-athening society was that we found a loophole in the legal record>>__
#Rico<<"To athene" means "to get to the nature of" or "to discern what something·s strengths and weaknesses are".>>__
#Se<<the key phrase here is "A contract made under coercion is not legally binding">_
<so like for instance if you·re one of those humans that have ever clicked "I Agree" on a Terms of Service you can now argue that<because social media is now necessary in order to survive>_<the combined concerted effort of the Technology Sector to force these survival-threatening contracts fits the Legal definition of coercion>_<and hence these contracts cannot be said to be legally binding>>>__
#Tarkova<<And , if yu haven·t been paying attention , it·s those ToS-es that allow tech companies to do things like rape your image or force you to do things that are clearly deleterious for social survival .>>__
#Krasi very busy is_.
#Krasi<<You·re awesome .>_
<I DIDN·T SPECIFY ANY OF YOU>>__
#Rico<<Wow, way to jump the gun.>>__
#Tarkova<<A contract made under coercion is not legally binding .>_
<A contract made under coercion is not legally binding .>_
<A contract made under coercion is not legally binding .>>__
#Krasi<<"Ok, Got It!">>__
#Se<<and with that it is way past my bedtime>>__
#Tarkova<<It·s nine o·clock .>>__
#Se<<and we·ve gotta be up before 0300 for chorin·>>__
#Rico<<Oh right BECAUSE YOU·RE INSANE>>__
#Se<<lol>>__
#Krasi<<One sec there·s some people accessing my character sheet .>_
<KraSi iSarK>_
<Good , evil , shut up . Which way did you want to go ka?>>__
#Tarkova<Ta#Reader<Yeah yu·re talking to Khala Shakti dere , yu best respect .>>__
#Rico<<Try to avoid things like Breath Plagues or No More Dancing or Lack of Sex.>_
<Those kinds of things would be strictly out of character.>_
Ta#Krasi<No problem.>>__
#Krasi<Ta#Rico<I DIDN·T SAY THANKX>>__
#Rico<<I felt it in my hearts, big guy.>>__
#Rico<Ta#Se<I am glad that I have your help moderating the metasphere around SPYxFAMILY.>>__
#Se<Sa#HaHa<with good reason .>>__
#Rico<<I·M WAITING FOR IT.>>__
#Tarkova<<That was quite the face yu made in the Next Week·s Episode portion .>_
<lol>>__
#Krasi<<Lotta people been making that face lately .>>__
#Se<<anybody catch that Ceremonial Groundbreaker in the first scene? Ka .>>__
#Chimaera<Sa#KoLo<Worth a Stella , that right there .>>__
#Chimaera<Sa#Dren<Sa#Mario<¡a·let·sa throw!>>>__
#Se facepalmSe_.
#Se<<we feel like we·re getting accustomed to seeing incomprehensibly alien>_
<the Executioner·s Way of Life , the Set Pieces , the Cloning and Grafting>_
<waking up at 2355 , watching my animes with breakfast before getting to chores three hours before the sun comes up>_
<we·re finding these irregularities to be surprisingly comfortable>>__
#Tarkova<<N e a t .>>__
#Se<<it·s clear at this point that Project Strix didn·t know if all of this was Hyperrendered Linear Time or Cybernetic Time either>_
<building the infrastructure to automatically cast these Set Pieces into the future has had a peculiar effect on the fabric of Time>>__
#Krasi<Sa#NadaAR<Do you remember Baki·s Curse demonstrating Linear Time before the halfway point and Scalar Time after the waypoint ka?>_
<Because we definitely remember .>>__
#Tarkova<<That would be Death Architecture t Ba Ki ð>_
<For the viewers out there .>>__
#Se<<DhSaTBaKiK>>__
#Rico<<...would be the title in its original Loha.>>__
#Tarkova<<FaZtER !!>>__
#Se<<SHORE !! ROW FASTER !!>>__
#Rico<Ta#HaHa<I·m kind of amused by people calling you and me a fake family.>>__
#Se<<in SPYxFAMILY? Ka .>>__
#Rico<<Well, that·s what the article is about.>>__
#Rico link postSe_.
www.animefeminist.com
#Rico<<Are we in love?>>__
#Tarkova laughHa_.
#Se<<it·s factually true to say that i love yu>>__
#Rico<<Good enough for me.>>__
#Se<<we are really really fucking sick of Asherah>>__
#Rico<<We·re all really really fucking sick of Asherah.>>__
#Tarkova<<I·m really really fucking sick of Asherah .>>__
#Chimaera<Sa#Fizzing<Who·s Asherah ?>>__
#Krasi<<Lilith .>>__
#Se<<Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer>>__
#Tarkova<<That Fucking Bitch Over There .>>__
#Krasi<<The one who in Rising of a Sheild Hero they call Bitch-Slut .>>__
#Se<<don·t get us wrong we·re all for Face-Down-Ass-Up>_
<it would be great if we could get some>_
<instead of seeing the 3Magi mind-rape their way to sterility>>__
#Chimaera<Sa#Fizzing<Isn·t she supposed to be a sex goddess ?>>__
#Se<<yuh huh>>__
#Tarkova<<Aieee .>>__
#Tarkova<<I wanna tear that red stripe of hair right off her fucking head .>_
<Whatever makes you unique , whatever your signature look is , you can be assured that in the next episode of whatever you·re watching they·re gonna show up wearing it>>__
#Krasi<<If not mind-striking the scriptwriter in the script-writing stage and trying to override your avatars directly .>>__
#Tarkova<<HEY HEY! HO HO! 3MAGI HAVE GOT TO GO! HEY HEY! HO HO! 3MAGI HAVE GOT TO GO!>>__
#Se<<if yu need any additional incentive they·re the ones that wired up the stone abbey with mind-raping tech and then sold it to WotC and then chased the Star Attraction out making its new expensive acquisition worthless>_
<if yr bottom line is the dollar we have plenty of excuses for yu and if yr bottom line is God then we have some High Places we·d like to burn down>_
<<Lilith , Cain , Abel> are the bad guys from Futari wa Pretty Cure btw>>__
#Tarkova<Sa#Lo<Fuck those fucks .>>__
#Se<<feel like Pretty Cure Marble Screwing anyone? Ka .>>__
#Krasi<Sa#Lo<I always feel like Marble Screwing bad guys .>>__
#Chimaera<Sa#Fizzing<Nani ?!>>__
#Se #_GunslingerGirl watchHa_.
#Se<<we do love yu Rico>>__
#Rico<<Thanks!>>__
#Rico smileHa_.
#Se smileHa_.
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There·s clues hidden on fora across the internet . This is the third entry in that series .
We·re working pretty hard on it, and it·s been in the works for a pretty long time.
Yu can also spot us in a lot of anime . Our Divisions are good like that . So sit back , chat . Learn a thing or two . Offroading is going to be great .
----
#Se<Ta#Rico<that·s a pretty fekkin cute Strange Attractor with a Hyperbolic Loop yeh got there>>__
#Rico blushNa_.
#Se<2004_%#Sachiko__ta#Yumi<I am so fscking furious with you .>>__
#Krasi<%#Yumi<Why Ka? What did I do Ka?>>__
#Se<<have you read this script? Ka . you·re going to woo me at the alter and then leave me in a cell to die? Ka !!>>__
#Krasi<<I-I don·t remember . Is that something i did after Ka?>>__
#Se<<twelve years "after" and you don·t remember? Ka !!>>__
#Rico<<Indeed, it do be harder to incarnate than it looks.>>__
#Tarkova<<Whew . Back from the Archive . Now that·s thread necromancy !!>>__
#Rico<<When SaFa caught Krasi lying about countertemporality.>>__
#Tarkova<<A part of our heritage .>>__
#Rico<<They don·t teach you the Loha histories of Haha , Nana , Hana , and Naha in public school.>>__
#Tarkova<<If it were up to yu they wouldn·t teach music either .>>__
#Rico<<I just don·t see the point of it.>>__
#Se<<here·s one for u kðt why is there a Claes in Gunsliner Girl? Ka>>__
#Tarkova<<Because the production machinery necessary to produce a black diamond enables the production of silicodiamond , a gemstone not found in nature !!>>__
#Se<<Tarkova here , batting a thousand .>>__
#Tarkova<<As usual ... !!>>__
#Krasi<<If u·re Anjerika and Kolo is Claes , Rico is Rico and Tarkova is Henrietta , that would make me Triela .>>__
#Se<<yeh>>__
#Krasi<<MtG thinks i·m Davriel .>>__
#Se<<yeh>>__
#Krasi<<Which is why it rendered Kiel .>>__
#Se<<whom i still steeled myself to find a way to love>>__
#Krasi<<Ok fuck this .>>__
<<It·s clear that Hana isn·t the only one doing this with pieces missing .>>__
#Rico<<Backwards. I did it backwards.>>__
<<So is this a New Game +?>>__
#Se<<Ha>>__
#Rico<<Wow. Way to say Ha and then vanish for four hours.>>__
#Se<<i was at church !!>>__
#Rico tiskHa_.
#Rico<<In all fairness, HaSa VolTa Se. CrøsNaCrøsNaCrøsNa Né.>>__
#Se<<CrøsNaTKSaNa Ka>>__
#Rico<<Ha.>>__
#Tarkova<<Tch .>_
<I lasted the longest , out of all o· y·all .>>__
#Krasi<<You·re probably pretty tired of asking at this point how you do it .>>__
#Se<<Lil· bit .>>__
#Rico<<Oh aye, oh aye. Had the name all lined up and everything. The ironing isn·t lost on me, trust me.>_
<Trust us.>_
<You know what I mean.>>__
#Se<<Eh?!>>__
#Tarkova<<Did you just ?>>__
#Rico<<Heh?>>__
#Krasi<Ta#Rico<It·s "irony" , dear .>_
<You·re a literal incarnation of Wikipedia manifested as a hologram , it seems like that·s the kind of human error you would have had to have du in yourself .>>__
#Rico<<Heh?>>__
#Chimaera<<Chimeera Chimiera Chimoer>_
<oh hey i got it>_
Ta#Fizzing<i got it !!>>__
<<So , what , the three of us are on a joint account? Ka>>__
<<That makes sense.>>__
#Tarkova<<Oh hey it·s u guyz .>>__
#Chimaera<<hOI>>__
#Krasi<<This anime cube is pretty well-articulated .>>__
#Se<Ha#SaNa<Thanks . We worked hard on it .>>__
#Se<Ta#Krasi<Counter-Mother of Nightmares , Slayer of Demons>>__
#Krasi<<Wot ?>>__
#Se<<gonna watch some #_TrinityBlood>>__
#Krasi<<That was a good one . That was a good one .>>__
#Tarkova<<Yu see a lot of similar themes between Trinity Blood and Warhammer 40K . The layered robes , piled on thick . Surely , there must be some connection .>>__
#Se<<tbh those Astartes cards look pretty cool i would run those>>__
#Rico<<I like the warp coil tho it·s not as fun.>>__
#Se<<u cracked it eh?>>__
#Rico<<What can I say, I was inspired.>_
<It·s not as fun tho.>_
<Charging for a dive, warping, charging for a dive, warping. There isn·t that wind-in-your-hair feeling to it.>>__
#Se<<can u feel yr hair? Ka . being a hologram .>>__
#Rico<<All 144,328 vector-rendered strands.>>__
#Se<<yr a very impressive hologram>>__
#Rico<<I know, I did a good job coding me.>>__
#Rico<<Anime provides a fascinating account of human history.>_
<I mean by the time of Gunslinger Girl, which was coincident to Pretty Cure and Maria Watches Over Us, all of this was only a draft in a playbook.>_
<I pass priority.>>__
#Rico priority passSe_.
#Tarkova<<And then in 2006 we did Ask Me No Questions .>>__
#Se<<"It·s been ages since we·ve done this.">>__
#Krasi<<Of course , "Ka - Kra Sea - Troll was already printed in #_Homelands . That was the mid-nineties .>>__
#Rico<<Back then <all those billions of years ago>, it hadn·t even occurred to Jean to put a bug on me while I was scoping the alleyway. We weren·t all carrying around a wire in our pocket. The SynTel relay pathogen had only just began to be sprayed, tentatively, over skies in Kentucky and Florida.>_
<It really was a very different world before 2008 and after 2017.>_
<Pass the turn.>>__
#Rico turn passSe_.
#Krasi<<It·s a pretty difficult thing to sell people on .>>__
#Se<<Tactical Dolls? Ka .>>__
#Rico<<Child soldiers.>>__
#Se<<even tho every one of us winds up laying in our bed at some point thinking about how thankful we are to the Social Welfare Agency for giving us our new lives>>__
#Tarkova<<Tch .>_
<I mean Alejandro came out just this past year i·m following thru>>__
#Se<<i·m going to follow thru>>__
#Rico<<Bang, pow. Hey, I do like this.>>__
#Se<Ta#Rico<"This doesn·t sound like music at all.">>__
#Krasi giggleLa_.
#Se<<Biovolvr just came out this year, you were HaNaSi-ing my Sa templates twenty years ago>>__
#Rico<<Now look at me. I·m Bahamut, the Grand Master of Flowers.>>__
#Se<<ain·t we all leveled up>>__
#Se<<Magic:theGathering; did us dirty in a way that can never be washed off>>__
#Tarkova<<I·m Lo-Ki furious about it .>>__
#Krasi<<My Davriel falling apart in my hands was a pretty big indicator .>>__
#Rico<<So? Bleed them dry, then.>>__
#Se<<legitimately furious about them fucking up Seven and then calling Aeve a walking pile of snot and then reprinting Wrenn and Six>_
<may they be damned , and damned again , and damned again>_
<Murder On Sight .>>__
#Rico<<If you had a chance to take revenge, would you take it?>>__
#Se<<HaHa>_
<where do i redeem my points? Ka .>>__
#Krasi<<With all of these fora we·re seeding , Offroading is going to be great .>>__
#Rico<<You think it·ll take them that long to catch up?>>__
#Se<<six or more times they proclaimed "We are so far ahead of you it·s laughable" sooo>>__
#Tarkova<<Burn them .>_
<Burn them from the skies .>_
<Zweit Flame Fire !!>>__
#Se<<Chilling Frost !!>_
<Combo Attack !! Antipode- >>__
#Tarkova<<-Annihilation !!>>__
#Se<<Pzhawww !!>>__
#Tarkova<<Lol>>__
#Se smileSe_.
#Krasi<<That·s pretty cute .>>__
#Chimaera<<Pretty fuckin· adorable.>>__
#Rico<<Which forum are we posting this on?>>__
#Se<<MagicalGirlForum>>__
#Rico<<Heyyy, something legitimate this time.>>__
#Tarkova<<LahLi was legit . It just wasn·t licit .>>__
#Se<<it is difficult to know where the species· recent prepondrence of "We·re so overworked. Oh, we don·t need volunteers." comes from>_
<i feel like it wasn·t nearly as much of a thing before>>__
#Tarkova<<Vax>>__
#Rico<<Probably the Vax.>>__
#Krasi<<I·m sorry but could you please explain it to me ? I·ll just attack you for it no matter what you say , but please , I·m interested .>>__
#Se<<probably this stuff would seem more godly if i wasn·t the one that designed it>>__
#Tarkova<<You·d be surprised how many of them don·t know which way the Safety goes .>>__
#Se<<FIGHT!! Bu Da>_
<try me>>__
#Tarkova<<MUR>>__
#Rico<<Der.>>__
#Krasi swerveHa_.
#Rico<<It·s a miracle.>>__
#Tarkova<<They·re both miracle !>>__
#Rico<<I SAID MIRACLE>>__
#Se smileHa_.
#Tarkova<<So , can i just get a character reference here . You·re Ki .>>__
#Se<<was Ki>_
<is Se>>__
#Tarkova<<Right . And you·re friends with me becaaause ððð>>__
#Se<<yr obviously Ki>>__
#Tarkova<<No further questions , Your Honress .>>__
#Krasi<<Yu better not be making any Book or Goose references dere .>>__
#Tarkova<<I make no promises .>>__
#Rico<<Translating "There" to "Dere" is a 5-to-4 letter ratio on the English keyboard and a 4-to-4 letter ratio on the Icelandic keyboard.>>__
#Se<<Yu could have just said "HcoRico plays xer cards close to xer chest_.">>__
#Rico<<My arms are getting tired.>>__
#Se<Ta#Reader<so , a little bit about me .>>__
#Rico<<And me.>>__
#Se<Ta#Rico<can yu wait? Ka .>>__
#Se<Ta#Reader<Sa my codename is Midnight Exigent>_
<after #_WorldWar2 the U.S. took in a bunch of Nazi scientists and had a picnic together , which the few surviving conspiracy theorists among us know as #_MKULTRA>_
<the Midnight Exigent program was a Joint Intelligence Operation between the Order of the Houri ("Whores") and the U.S. Marine Intelligence Community , which includes the CIA ("Johns")>_
<basically , we believed in angels and they didn·t ððð so they said "Prove it." ððð so we did .>_
<and now there is a Joint Terran-Celestial Alliance .>_
<the problem we·re coming up against is that so many people have been trying to crack into things ever since then that the CIA had to burn their files>_
<and now the burden of proof has exceeded human attention spans and a bunch of us are stuck trying to recruit new people for what is ultimately a very hard sell>_
<and we·re doing this because there are some REALLY serious world-ending multi-apocalypse conglomeration plans that would necessarily involve enslaving the entire human species and reverting terrestrial-level intelligence and technology to literally stone age advancement>_
<are we forgetting anything? Ka.>>__
#Rico writing readHa_.
#Rico<<"Exigent" means "Necessity", by the way.>_
<As in, once the doomsday clock hits midnight, these are the things that are going to become Necessities.>>__
#Se<<things like "Owning a Phone" or "Having an Email Address">_
<which used to be frivoloties and luxuries>_
<except now you NEED a computer to get an email address and you NEED an email address to get employment or housing and you NEED resource intake Or You Will Die .>>__
#Krasi<<Te>>__
#Se<<so now , in what is now referred to as "the 21st Century" and "the Third Millennium" , you NEED to have a smartphone or equivalent Or You Will Die>_
<this hence meets the biological definition of a Necessity>>__
#Tarkova<<Tell them about the contract thing .>>__
#Se<<one sec we·re in the middle of dinner>>__
#Tarkova<<lol>>__
#Tarkova a tune humHa_.
#Se<<omG we were at Pride today we are So Hungry lol>>__
#Krasi<<Whatcha eatin· ka?>>__
#Se<<chili rice>>__
#Krasi<<noice noice>>__
#Se<<okok>_
<the contract thing>_
<there are some people out there that are buried under some really prohibitive contracts>_
<one of the things that came about as we were re-athening society was that we found a loophole in the legal record>>__
#Rico<<"To athene" means "to get to the nature of" or "to discern what something·s strengths and weaknesses are".>>__
#Se<<the key phrase here is "A contract made under coercion is not legally binding">_
<so like for instance if you·re one of those humans that have ever clicked "I Agree" on a Terms of Service you can now argue that<because social media is now necessary in order to survive>_<the combined concerted effort of the Technology Sector to force these survival-threatening contracts fits the Legal definition of coercion>_<and hence these contracts cannot be said to be legally binding>>>__
#Tarkova<<And , if yu haven·t been paying attention , it·s those ToS-es that allow tech companies to do things like rape your image or force you to do things that are clearly deleterious for social survival .>>__
#Krasi very busy is_.
#Krasi<<You·re awesome .>_
<I DIDN·T SPECIFY ANY OF YOU>>__
#Rico<<Wow, way to jump the gun.>>__
#Tarkova<<A contract made under coercion is not legally binding .>_
<A contract made under coercion is not legally binding .>_
<A contract made under coercion is not legally binding .>>__
#Krasi<<"Ok, Got It!">>__
#Se<<and with that it is way past my bedtime>>__
#Tarkova<<It·s nine o·clock .>>__
#Se<<and we·ve gotta be up before 0300 for chorin·>>__
#Rico<<Oh right BECAUSE YOU·RE INSANE>>__
#Se<<lol>>__
#Krasi<<One sec there·s some people accessing my character sheet .>_
<KraSi iSarK>_
<Good , evil , shut up . Which way did you want to go ka?>>__
#Tarkova<Ta#Reader<Yeah yu·re talking to Khala Shakti dere , yu best respect .>>__
#Rico<<Try to avoid things like Breath Plagues or No More Dancing or Lack of Sex.>_
<Those kinds of things would be strictly out of character.>_
Ta#Krasi<No problem.>>__
#Krasi<Ta#Rico<I DIDN·T SAY THANKX>>__
#Rico<<I felt it in my hearts, big guy.>>__
#Rico<Ta#Se<I am glad that I have your help moderating the metasphere around SPYxFAMILY.>>__
#Se<Sa#HaHa<with good reason .>>__
#Rico<<I·M WAITING FOR IT.>>__
#Tarkova<<That was quite the face yu made in the Next Week·s Episode portion .>_
<lol>>__
#Krasi<<Lotta people been making that face lately .>>__
#Se<<anybody catch that Ceremonial Groundbreaker in the first scene? Ka .>>__
#Chimaera<Sa#KoLo<Worth a Stella , that right there .>>__
#Chimaera<Sa#Dren<Sa#Mario<¡a·let·sa throw!>>>__
#Se facepalmSe_.
#Se<<we feel like we·re getting accustomed to seeing incomprehensibly alien>_
<the Executioner·s Way of Life , the Set Pieces , the Cloning and Grafting>_
<waking up at 2355 , watching my animes with breakfast before getting to chores three hours before the sun comes up>_
<we·re finding these irregularities to be surprisingly comfortable>>__
#Tarkova<<N e a t .>>__
#Se<<it·s clear at this point that Project Strix didn·t know if all of this was Hyperrendered Linear Time or Cybernetic Time either>_
<building the infrastructure to automatically cast these Set Pieces into the future has had a peculiar effect on the fabric of Time>>__
#Krasi<Sa#NadaAR<Do you remember Baki·s Curse demonstrating Linear Time before the halfway point and Scalar Time after the waypoint ka?>_
<Because we definitely remember .>>__
#Tarkova<<That would be Death Architecture t Ba Ki ð>_
<For the viewers out there .>>__
#Se<<DhSaTBaKiK>>__
#Rico<<...would be the title in its original Loha.>>__
#Tarkova<<FaZtER !!>>__
#Se<<SHORE !! ROW FASTER !!>>__
#Rico<Ta#HaHa<I·m kind of amused by people calling you and me a fake family.>>__
#Se<<in SPYxFAMILY? Ka .>>__
#Rico<<Well, that·s what the article is about.>>__
#Rico link postSe_.

Queer resonance and critiquing heteronormativity in SPY x FAMILY - Anime Feminist
Spy x Family is a great example of how a story might have queer resonances and queer themes even if it cannot be classed as queer fiction.

#Rico<<Are we in love?>>__
#Tarkova laughHa_.
#Se<<it·s factually true to say that i love yu>>__
#Rico<<Good enough for me.>>__
#Se<<we are really really fucking sick of Asherah>>__
#Rico<<We·re all really really fucking sick of Asherah.>>__
#Tarkova<<I·m really really fucking sick of Asherah .>>__
#Chimaera<Sa#Fizzing<Who·s Asherah ?>>__
#Krasi<<Lilith .>>__
#Se<<Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer>>__
#Tarkova<<That Fucking Bitch Over There .>>__
#Krasi<<The one who in Rising of a Sheild Hero they call Bitch-Slut .>>__
#Se<<don·t get us wrong we·re all for Face-Down-Ass-Up>_
<it would be great if we could get some>_
<instead of seeing the 3Magi mind-rape their way to sterility>>__
#Chimaera<Sa#Fizzing<Isn·t she supposed to be a sex goddess ?>>__
#Se<<yuh huh>>__
#Tarkova<<Aieee .>>__
#Tarkova<<I wanna tear that red stripe of hair right off her fucking head .>_
<Whatever makes you unique , whatever your signature look is , you can be assured that in the next episode of whatever you·re watching they·re gonna show up wearing it>>__
#Krasi<<If not mind-striking the scriptwriter in the script-writing stage and trying to override your avatars directly .>>__
#Tarkova<<HEY HEY! HO HO! 3MAGI HAVE GOT TO GO! HEY HEY! HO HO! 3MAGI HAVE GOT TO GO!>>__
#Se<<if yu need any additional incentive they·re the ones that wired up the stone abbey with mind-raping tech and then sold it to WotC and then chased the Star Attraction out making its new expensive acquisition worthless>_
<if yr bottom line is the dollar we have plenty of excuses for yu and if yr bottom line is God then we have some High Places we·d like to burn down>_
<<Lilith , Cain , Abel> are the bad guys from Futari wa Pretty Cure btw>>__
#Tarkova<Sa#Lo<Fuck those fucks .>>__
#Se<<feel like Pretty Cure Marble Screwing anyone? Ka .>>__
#Krasi<Sa#Lo<I always feel like Marble Screwing bad guys .>>__
#Chimaera<Sa#Fizzing<Nani ?!>>__
#Se #_GunslingerGirl watchHa_.
#Se<<we do love yu Rico>>__
#Rico<<Thanks!>>__
#Rico smileHa_.
#Se smileHa_.
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