Chapter 6: From Russia With Love!
"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter...Which as of right now, is still currently taking place in the Cardcaptors anime timeline...And as usual viewer...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner. But, just as she proceeds to do this. A certain someone now proceeds to come into the frame of shot, and then proceeds to speak up*"
"Hey, Angel Bluebell was it? Were you the one by any chance that sent me, Revy, Rock, Benny, and Dutch here?! Because that could prove to be a very big problem for you, isn't that right Revy?!...*Me and Revy proceed to come into the frame of shot. To which we both proceed to reach for one of our respective holstered and modified Beretta's. To which we both then proceed to take them out of our respective holsters, cock the hammer back on each of our respective Beretta pistols, and then proceed to point them directly at Angel Bluebells back*"
"*While Ange Bluebell still has her back to both me and Revy. Angel Bluebell now proceeds to let out a very audible sigh from her mouth. To which she then also proceeds to do with both of her eyes closed. And once she had opened both of her eyes again. Angel Bluebell then proceeds to address both me and Revy. While she also proceeds to try and be as polite as she possibly can be, given the current situation*...Okay, so first of all, I am not the one who dragged you both into this alongside Benny and Dutch. If anything, I would've made sure that none of you wound up involved in any of this in the first place. And that is due in a large part, that while arms and ammunition can do damage to the usual mortal. They can't do anything to anyone who wields any sort of magic. So believe me when I say Two Hands and Double Tap, that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while I still have her back to me and Revy, only for one of us to then proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence. Which predictably has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes to now proceed to start visibly twitching again*"
"Shut up! Just shut up! My god you're as annoying as Rock is! You know Cat? When you said that she was annoying, I didn't think that you meant that she was just so damn outright intolerable! But now I can see Cat that you were right! So, what do you say that we both teach this armor larping chick a lesson!?...*Revy proceeds to say this, while she proceeds to also display a look of very noticeable rage on her face. To which once she starts to speak over to me without moving her head or eyesight. Revy's facial expression, then proceeds to quickly shift over to a very devilish and evil looking smirk. As in the one of the very same expressions that Revy is known for in the Black Lagoon anime*"
"*While Angel Bluebell still has her back to both me and Revy. Angel Bluebell now proceeds to let out yet another very audible sigh from her mouth. Which once again, she has also proceeded to do with both of her eyes closed. And once Angel Bluebell has opened both of her eyes again. She then proceeds to continue to address both me and Revy. While Angel Bluebell also proceeds to try and be and still be as polite as she possibly can be, given the current situation*...So then Revy, I take it that Catherine hasn't told you yet? You know, that your bullets aren't going to land a scratch on me at all? But, if doing so is going to make you as much of a believer as Catherine is, then by all means open fire...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while still having her back to both me and Revy. To which since I can't see Angel Bluebell facial expression it has now changed over to an all too familiar smug, and very witty looking smirk*"
"Wow, you must really have some sort of death wish then don't you?! Well then, have it your way!...*Revy proceeds to say this with the same devilish and evil looking smirk from before still very much present on her face. To which both me and Revy, then proceed to open fire on Angel Bluebell. But, as Angel Bluebell had predicted, the bullets simply wound up shattering into several pieces of shrapnel, and then simply wound up disintegrating into nothing once they had made contact with Angel Bluebells back. Which just like I had done from the previous chapter. Has now caused both me and Revy, to now display very dumbfounded looking expressions on each of our respective faces*"
"Okay, so are you two quite finished then?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while proceeding to get no immediate answer or response from either me or Revy*...Good, so then viewers...let us now finally get on with the chapter...Oh almost forgot viewers...because as usual, a chapter recap is in order...So then viewers, let us now get on with the mandatory chapter recap, shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"
"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then, enough about that, and let's...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. But suddenly, someone then proceeds to come into the frame of shot, and then proceeds to speak up*"
"Who the heck are you? And you seriously think that those pistols of yours are going to give you some sort of edge in what is to await you and Revy in the events to come?…*A girl with long light blue hair, light blue eyes, and is also currently wearing an all too familiar looking gold and dark blue battle outfit proceeds to come in to the frame of shot and then speak up. Which they also proceed to say while holding a very heavy looking sword in their left hand*"
"And who are you supposed to be exactly? And by the way, the renaissance fair called, they want their larping armor back…*I proceed to say this, while giving off a very evil and devilish looking smirk*"
"Well Catherine it's funny you should mention that. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...And on the subject of one Catherine 'Cat' Lee viewers, she is after all, another version of me, Keiko, and Zachary...Now then viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to attempt to try and start the chapter. Only for me to sort of throw a wrench into that*"
"What do you mean I am another version of you?! I look nothing like you! Alright, you've officially become extremely annoying! So if I were you, I would start explaining things a bit more clearly. Unless you want to end up with bullet holes!...*I proceed to say this, while reaching for one of my currently holstered and modified Beretta 9Ms. To which I then proceed to quickly remove it from its holster, and then proceed to point it directly at Angel Bluebell*"
"Well Catherine, you clearly do take after your sister Revy, there is definitely no doubt about that. But I think that you will find Catherine, that your bullets won't be able to land a scratch on me. So then viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for me to once again proceed to cut her off mid sentence*"
"Shut up, you're not making any sense! So I am supposed to believe that you possess some form of magic?! Well then, why don't we test that theory of yours, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while then proceeding to immediately pull the trigger on my modified Beretta 9M. Which after a brief muzzle flash from my Beretta's barrel, a single bullet proceeds to quickly exit the barrel. And then proceeds to quickly make its way towards Angel Bluebell*"
"Okay Catherine, I guess that you were going to have to learn eventually. And for the record viewers? Catherine should be lucky that I'm damn near bulletproof. Which by the way viewers, is in fact a reference to She-Hulk, from one of her original comics...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this. And sure enough, as soon as the bullet from Catherine's Beretta hits Angel Bluebells gold chest plate. The bullet proceeds to instantly shatter into several tiny pieces of shrapnel, and then disintegrate*...Now then Catherine, is that more then enough proof for you?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this to me, only to be met by a currently very dumbfounded expression that is currently on my face*...Good, you seem to be a believer now...Now then viewers, what do you say, that we finally get on with the chapter now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"
Date: November 2, 1995
Okay, so things regarding me, Revy, Rock, Benny, Dutch, and our supposed getaway from the Yellow Flag to the Lagoon Company torpedo boat. Well, they had sort of gotten a bit off the rails so too speak.
And as for why this was the case? Well, as we had been driving down the road at a very fast speed. None of us were able to see a quickly onrushing wave of bright white light coming towards us and the car, until it slammed into us, and then proceeded to blind all of us temporarily.
And the weird thing was, that once the light had then proceeded to quickly die down. And the car wound up swerving quite badly, with the tires squealing quite loudly. The car then proceeded to come to a screeching stop. As the front end of the car proceeded to emit quite a bit of steam from beneath the hood. Which indicated that the engine had seized.
But as for where we had all ended up? Well you see, about that...
"Why hello there, how nice of you all to join our little gathering," An evil sounding chorus of female voices proceeded to call out from just in front of the car in stereo.
And upon me then proceeding to quickly glance upwards, my blue eyes then happened upon what appeared to be a young looking girl. Who had long black hair, and was wearing a multi colored dress. And more interestingly, she was currently wielding two ancient looking flintlock pistols.
But, that wasn't the only strange and bizarre thing about this girl. What was also very strange, was that this girl, was only one of several dozen of her. Which indicated that this girl had the ability to duplicate herself into several clones.
And then...
"Now then, shall we see just how much heavier magic is compared to bullets!" The girl and her clones proceeded to speak up with.
And then...
"Fourth Bullet: Dalet!" The multiple girls wound up all exclaiming together in unison. Which as the respective large and very strange looking Victorian clock faces behind them all began to briefly shine. And they each then raised one of their respective flintlock pistols. This caused the minute and hour hands of each of their respective large Victorian clock faces, to spin until the hour hand landed on the IV, or the roman numeral for four. And the minute hand, wound up landing once again on XII, or the roman numeral for twelve.
And this was then once again followed, by the multiple girls, to also proceed to put each of their respective and currently raised flintlock pistols to the temple on each of their respective heads.
Which was then followed after they had all shot themselves in the temple, by the all too familiar appeared of red colored magical energy, then proceeding to flow out from the IV roman numeral on each of the girls respective large Victorian clock faces. They all then, once again proceeded to point each of their respective now reloaded single flintlock pistols at me, Revy, Rock, Benny, and Dutch.
And, with each of the flintlock pistols flintlock mechanisms once again then proceeding to emit a spark. This then caused each of the now newly loaded bullets, to exit the chambers of each of the Kurumi clones barrels of their respective single loaded flintlock pistols.
But, just like before as each of these multiple flintlock pistol bullets proceeded to quickly whizz through the air towards us, while leaving somewhat noticeable sound waves behind each of them as they proceeded to do so. They simply wound up slamming into the car, and pretty much impact the car all over the frame, doors, the hood, and pretty much the entire surface of the car.
"Okay viewers, well I think that that is more then enough of this current chapter for now...Angel Bluebell by the way here viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And also, let me now proudly announce, the successful merging of 'Of Arms And Ammunition,' into these current three fanfics!...Yes viewers, you did in fact read that part right...Black Lagoon, is now a part of these three fanfics...You know viewers, to help cater to a bit of an older audience?...But anyway viewers, things are about to get quite a bit crazy...So if I were you viewers, then I would be on the lookout for the next chapter!...So viewers, with this now very much still fresh on all of your minds, we all look forward to seeing you there...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"
And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.
Date: August 12, 2018
Okay, so getting back to the current situation, as well as the current fight at hand. Which was just me, Revy, Rock, Dutch, and Benny, had ended up in the current anime timeline that Angel Bluebell and the rest of her allies were all still currently in...
"Okay, so who the heck are those people? And why does one of them have the same color as Keiko and Bluebell?" Super Sailor Jupiter now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere.
And, as a means to help clear the currently present confusion...
"Well Jupiter, as it just so happens, one of them happens to be another version of me, Keiko, and Zachary. The one with the long ocean blue hair. And also viewers? In case you decided to go and skip the last chapter? Let me now properly introduce, Cat 'Double Tap' Lee, Revy 'Two Hands' Lee, Rock, Benny, and finally Dutch...All of which are from the one and only Black Lagoon anime timeline...You know viewers? The anime that is...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this. Only once again, to now have someone proceed to interject into her current fourth wall break. Which not surprisingly, has now once again caused one of her eyes, to start visibly twitching yet again*"
"Are you insane Bluebell?! Do you not realize just how vulgar and inappropriate that anime is?!" Keiko now proceeded to shout over to Angel Bluebell with in response to what she had just been trying to explain to the viewers via her current fourth wall break.
And as for Angel Bluebells and her response back to Keiko...
"Yes Keiko, I am all too well aware of that regarding the Black Lagoon anime. But, as a sort of way to help to deter that. And as a certain superhero once said in a certain movie, 'we don't do that here'...And just to let you viewers know?...I think you should all know all too well, as to why I have decided not to mention who they specifically are, or what the form of media is that they are from right?...As I still very much would not like to get a c from a certain big brand cartoon mouse...I will continue to say who these individuals are, while not saying who these individuals are...Which believe it or not viewers, actually makes perfect sense if you think about it...I mean after all viewers...if you know, you know...Now then viewers, this does unfortunately mark...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner. As she also continues to then proceed to do her usual end of chapter fourth wall break. Only for someone to then proceed to once again intrude into her usual end of chapter fourth wall break. As they then proceed to speak up. Which like the last time, has now caused one of Angle Bluebells eyes to then wind up thinking twice about possibly ending the current chapter*"
"Bluebell, don't even think about ending this chapter this soon!...*Misaka proceeds to suddenly come into the frame of shot. To which she proceeds to say her statement somewhat angrily to Angel Bluebell. Which she also proceeds to say, while electricity also proceeds to violently and visibly crackle through the bangs of her short brown hair*"
"Uh r-right Misaka, my bad...And so viewers, as per Misaka's request, let us now proceed onward, and continue with the current chapter at hand...now then, how about we go and do just that, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"
Okay, so getting back to the current chapter, as well as the current situation at hand...
"Capitan, I have spotted some civilians," a very strong sounding male voice proceeded to say quite quietly from just around one of the streets corners that we were all currently still on. And they had proceeded to say this statement of theirs quietly, with a hint of what was a Russian sounding accent.
And once Angel Bluebell had heard this person say this statement of theirs with the help of her heightened hearing, Angel Bluebells body then proceeded to immediately tense up. And a look of complete and total fear then proceeded to find its way onto her face.
And as for Angel Bluebells overall and current thought process with regard to this...
"Oh god...oh dear god no...so 'they' are here as well?!...Oh no...this has now gotten very very bad and also extremely dangerous!...And as for those of you viewers, who don't know who it is that I am talking about?...Well you see..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to think to herself.
But, just as she had proceeded to briefly turn her eyesight slightly to her right, in order for her to briefly address the viewers, a certain voice then proceeded to speak up in response to what the male voice had just said no more then a couple seconds before. Which had now all but destroyed any chance of these individuals not being who Angel Bluebell had originally thought they were.
And as for who this other person was? Well about that...
"Very good work Comrade Sergeant. Now then men, what do you say that we go and greet the locals?" A now very heavy Russian accented female voice proceeded to speak up in response to what the male voice had just said to her.
And with Angel Bluebell now realizing that there was no longer any sort of doubt...
"Uh...well, this just got extremely crazy, as well as dangerous...Well viewers, I don't think that there is any sort of doubt anymore is there?...So then, let me introduce, one Sofiya Pavlovna Irinovskaya...or as all of you diehard Black Lagoon fans know her more as, Balalaika and the leader of Hotel Moscow...Yes indeed viewers, this really is a very good and clear of case of being 'From Russia With Love' isn't it? Minus the 'Love' part that is. And for the record viewers, that was in fact an indirect reference to the James Bond movie, 'From Russia With Love.' You know the one right viewers, the same James Bond movie with the one and only Sir Sean Connery?...But anyway viewers, I think that this is more then a great place to end this chapter don't you? But don't worry yourselves viewers, as we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"
